One-Liner Wednesday — 8 Lines

Posted on June 8, 2016 by joey

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Sassy looks sweet, don’t she?
When The Mister was deployed, when she was 7.

 

Sassy: How did you hear me all the way down here?

Me: I’ve got eyes in the back of my head and the hearing of a bat. Also, I’m your mother, which means I know what you think before it even comes outta your mouth.

Sassy: That’s kinda creepy. Can Daddy do that, too?

Me: No, he can’t.

Sassy: I miss Daddy.

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18 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — 8 Lines

  1. Dan Antion says:
    June 8, 2016 at 11:57 AM

    That is kinda creepy. Does that work with the Mister too? Cause my wife seems to be able to do that stuff with me.

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  2. garym6059 says:
    June 8, 2016 at 3:21 PM

    I’ve used the line of thinking on more than on occasion when my daughter is up to no good!

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  3. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    June 8, 2016 at 4:58 PM

    So cute…and funny. 🙂

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  4. Chez Shea says:
    June 8, 2016 at 4:59 PM

    Brilliant- I love your descriptions!

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  5. jan says:
    June 8, 2016 at 5:32 PM

    Sassy is adorable.

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  6. Benson says:
    June 8, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    Such a cute kid. Parents always need to stay one up on the kids.

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  7. April says:
    June 9, 2016 at 8:50 AM

    Hahahaha!

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  8. Ally Bean says:
    June 9, 2016 at 10:05 AM

    A perfect description of motherhood. Well said.

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  10. reocochran says:
    June 10, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    I love the photo of Sassy, I see a lot of YOU in her, Joey! 🙂 ❤

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  11. jhoudephotography says:
    June 11, 2016 at 10:48 AM

    Smart little one!!!

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  12. LindaGHill says:
    June 15, 2016 at 10:02 AM

    Hahaha! Oh, that is so precious. 😀

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