Sassy looks sweet, don’t she?
When The Mister was deployed, when she was 7.
Sassy: How did you hear me all the way down here?
Me: I’ve got eyes in the back of my head and the hearing of a bat. Also, I’m your mother, which means I know what you think before it even comes outta your mouth.
Sassy: That’s kinda creepy. Can Daddy do that, too?
Me: No, he can’t.
Sassy: I miss Daddy.
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