One-Liner Wednesday — His and Hers

“Set the jigsaw up for me, will ya? I’m fixina hack some shit up.”
“No? Why not?”
“Cause ‘Hack some shit up.'”
“Well, I’ll figure it out. Can’t be any harder than the food processor.”


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11 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — His and Hers

  1. eschudel says:

    I also need to drink the coffee, and drink the more coffee, before there can be any consideration of doing the thing…

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  2. 🙂 I drink the tea, but don’t drink the Kool-aid (real or metaphorical.) Happy Wednesday, Joey.



  3. larva225 says:

    Dear glob when I read this, I thought he was about to “hack” up a lung or something, and wanted you to do the labor while he expelled mucus.


  4. Dan Antion says:

    Ah, the joys of that first cold.


  5. There is defines sequence to the daily routine, and coffee is a prerequisite to the rest. 🙂

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  6. Definitely….not defines. Spellcheck drives me up a wall. It’s become even more overzealous lately. 😉

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  7. Benson says:

    “Hack some shit up”. Now that should rank right up there with “Watch this” and ” Hold my beer”. Happy Wednesday

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  8. bikerchick57 says:

    “Can’t be any harder than the food processor…”

    Yeah, famous last words. LOL!

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  9. Okay, this brought back a memory. A few years back my husband I were helping our daughter with a kitchen renovation. There was this low eat-in bar thingy that just hung off the kitchen counter. She hated it, no one ate there, and it just got in the way. It was useless. So, my husband is talking to us like an architect or an engineer about what steps we will follow to eventually take it off. He heads to Home Depot to get something, my daughter grabs the reciprocating saw the minute he drives out of the driveway, and whacks it off, He was speechless when he got back. It still makes me laugh today thinking about it. 🙂

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  10. LindaGHill says:

    My family thinks they chop, I see it as hacking shit up. It’s frustrating.

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