We all tease The Mister because he’s one of those people who types forever to say very little.
Are you familiar with THE BUBBLES?
For a hundred years I stare at my phone, watchin the little bubbles dance. boy he must have a lot to say…
Y’all know these people, yeah?
My husband is those people.
I, too, like to forget to press Send and then wonder why the hell no one responds.
BUT DID YOU PRESS SEND?
Mentor gave me her cell phone to answer while she was on an office line, but I don’t know how to press the right buttons on strange, alien, non-iPhone phones so I accidentally disconnected the call. I did figure out how to call back, but it was terrifying, and hysterical.
I. I was hysterical.
You have to read the FIRST name on your phone, because you can’t just say sexy things to any ol Mottern.
I locked up the office while on my phone. Then I stopped and did that thing where I panicked because my phone wasn’t in my purse, and wasn’t on my desk BECAUSE IT WAS IN MY HAND!
In the same vein, I did some calculations on my cell phone and then used my house phone to call and report the total, because I wasn’t sure where my cell phone was, since at that time, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A CALCULATOR!
Best of all was I called home to tell Sassy to put the lasagna in the oven… I did say, “I love you,” but also, “If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to call.”
But OMFG, Press Send!
Happy Friday Everyone!