Moo sat on our bed, talkin to her daddy on my phone. I couldn’t talk.
“Can’t talk. Doin the fings!”
I was trying to hang my scarves on the nail heads, how I do.
They kept sliding off.
“Stupid nails. Now the nail is in the scarf? Oh for fuck’s sake. I need longer nails!”
I tried again.
Nope. Whatever magic held them there before was no more.
“I need more nails! More longer nails!”
Moo told The Mister, “She’s mad cause she can’t get her scarves to hang up. She has too many scarves.”
“I NEED MORE NAILS! YOU BETTER LEARN TO PHRASE THESE PROBLEMS LIKE A WOMAN!”
Happy Friday Everyone!