The Z Discussion

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“Okay people. Words that start with Z. Tomorrow’s the last day for A-Z so Z.”

“Zebra!” Moo suggested.
“And what will I write about zebras?”
“Uh…”

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“Everyone’s going to be writing about zombies.”
“You could write about how you got sucked into The Walking Dead.”
“Already wrote about that.”
“Dang, Mama!”
“I know.”

“Zillow! The joys of searching for a home!” The Mister offered.
“Ick. No.”

“Zed,” said Sassy.
“I already wrote about zed.”
“Zenda,” she enunciated more.
“Zelda?”
“Zenda!”
“What the fuck is a zenda?”
“Oh my God, this sucks.” *types on keyboard, turns screen to me*
(Sassy’s nose is congested and she’s hoarse, so all her words have an extraΒ special syllable when she whispers them out.)
“OH! Zen! Zen is good. Like the zen of things. Yes, I likey.”

The Mister said, “You could write about how when people come here, the house is so zen, everyone relaxes.”
“Nah, cause that sounds like bragging and people already think my life is perfect.”

Moo agreed.

He went on to say, “How about how you set up the house so it would create a calming vibe?”
“Still no.”
“Zephyrs! Zig Zag! Zygotes! Look at my enormous zygotes!” *gestures to the girls*
“Yes, so big.”

I was quiet for a while.Β zzz… zithromax, zimbabwe, zinnias, zippos, ziti…

“Zingers!” The Mister shouted.
“It’s you that loves Zingers, not me.”
“Not those. The snappy comments people make.”
“Oh, mmhm, hm… Maybe I’ll just write about this conversation.”

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And it’s midnight, so ALL DONE A-Z FOR ME! WOOT!

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63 Responses to The Z Discussion

  1. Brilliant… The z-converZation!

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  2. eschudel says:

    Nice!! It was fun reading your A to Z posts πŸ™‚

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  3. Geraint Isitt says:

    Haha, awesome. Classic way to end

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  4. Jaded Jeni says:

    Congrats on finishing this challenge! I thought about doing it but I’m just not that interesting, haha.

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  5. Alice says:

    Did NOT see that twist at the end coming…

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  6. Dan Antion says:

    A great way to end the challenge. I’m glad you have such a helpful family. You are famous for drlivering dome zingers, but this was better. Rest now and enjoy the day. I hope the rain stopped.

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  7. Woo-hoo is right!! Way to go, Joey! LOVE your cat picture. I mean really how much more adorable can we get here? Very cool post, one that I just so enjoyed reading!! Have a good one! πŸ™‚ ❀

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  8. Well done Joey, you finished on a real high, there! πŸ™‚

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  9. loisajay says:

    Woohoo! Zee perfect ending!

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  10. Benson says:

    Excellent. When life is art. Congrats on a job well done.

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  11. Joanne Sisco says:

    … and you ended it with the perfect little fur face. What’s not to love? ❀
    Congrats on surviving another A-Z!

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  12. J Walters says:

    Well done. Finished, perfect, loved it. You bring such smiles!

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  13. Piling on with the congratulations for finishing the challenge and in such style I thought all the wind was from atmospheric conditions, but I know realize that some of it was the giant exhale of relief from down Indy way. πŸ™‚

    janet

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  14. Awesome finish to a pretty great series! πŸ™‚

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  15. Lol. Perfect wrap!

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  16. marianallen says:

    Congratulations on rocking the challenge! I love your fambly! ❀

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  17. orbthefirst says:

    Theres Zingers? I like zingers..Can I have a zinger…? πŸ˜›

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  18. ghostmmnc says:

    Yay! I sure enjoyed reading your posts, and this one for letter Z is the cherry on top of the challenge! Great job! πŸ˜‰

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  19. Capt Jill says:

    nice way to end, and lots of z words I never even thought about (how could I forget zombies???)

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  20. darsword says:

    That was so much fun! Zee best! High fives around!

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  21. Congrats on making it to the end! I have a hard enough time with the weekly photo challenge… not sure I could handle A-Z πŸ™‚

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  22. Oh you are just so clever. Well done! Thank you. 🌍

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  23. Uuuuuiiiii, you did it! And with such a zinging last post. πŸ˜‰

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