“Okay people. Words that start with Z. Tomorrow’s the last day for A-Z so Z.”
“Zebra!” Moo suggested.
“And what will I write about zebras?”
“Uh…”
“Everyone’s going to be writing about zombies.”
“You could write about how you got sucked into The Walking Dead.”
“Already wrote about that.”
“Dang, Mama!”
“I know.”
“Zillow! The joys of searching for a home!” The Mister offered.
“Ick. No.”
“Zed,” said Sassy.
“I already wrote about zed.”
“Zenda,” she enunciated more.
“Zelda?”
“Zenda!”
“What the fuck is a zenda?”
“Oh my God, this sucks.” *types on keyboard, turns screen to me*
(Sassy’s nose is congested and she’s hoarse, so all her words have an extra special syllable when she whispers them out.)
“OH! Zen! Zen is good. Like the zen of things. Yes, I likey.”
The Mister said, “You could write about how when people come here, the house is so zen, everyone relaxes.”
“Nah, cause that sounds like bragging and people already think my life is perfect.”
Moo agreed.
He went on to say, “How about how you set up the house so it would create a calming vibe?”
“Still no.”
“Zephyrs! Zig Zag! Zygotes! Look at my enormous zygotes!” *gestures to the girls*
“Yes, so big.”
I was quiet for a while. zzz… zithromax, zimbabwe, zinnias, zippos, ziti…
“Zingers!” The Mister shouted.
“It’s you that loves Zingers, not me.”
“Not those. The snappy comments people make.”
“Oh, mmhm, hm… Maybe I’ll just write about this conversation.”
And it’s midnight, so ALL DONE A-Z FOR ME! WOOT!
Brilliant… The z-converZation!
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Thanks!
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SO PERFECT!
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Thank you!
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Nice!! It was fun reading your A to Z posts 🙂
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Thank you so much 🙂
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Haha, awesome. Classic way to end
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Thank you 🙂
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Congrats on finishing this challenge! I thought about doing it but I’m just not that interesting, haha.
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You coulda done A-Z on make up! but… It’s really hard toward the end
Thanks!
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Ah, that’s true. Maybe next year. 😀
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I mean, think about it — the hardest ones are in the end, and you could do Under-eye concealer, 10 Uses for Vaseline, the Xs and Os of lipstick, Zit Covering — will it be a lightly shaded tumor or a mole?!? HAHA!
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Dying @ lightly shaded tumor or mole. Seriously… You ought to do makeup next year, lol.
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I only wear make up when I have to look put together. I much prefer my real face.
And pajamas.
And crazy hair.
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I love makeup but I hate applying it and taking it off. I, too, prefer real face, pj’s and crazy hair, lol.
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Awesome!
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Excellent lol.
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Thanks! 🙂
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Did NOT see that twist at the end coming…
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A girl gets tired of the alphabet, Alice 😉
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Oh honey. I hear that! (I also suspect even ELMO gets tired of the alphabet, from time to time.)
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At least he has his fish to relax him after.
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A great way to end the challenge. I’m glad you have such a helpful family. You are famous for drlivering dome zingers, but this was better. Rest now and enjoy the day. I hope the rain stopped.
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Thanks! They’re a wonderful crew 🙂
Thanks again! The sky rains on.
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Woo-hoo is right!! Way to go, Joey! LOVE your cat picture. I mean really how much more adorable can we get here? Very cool post, one that I just so enjoyed reading!! Have a good one! 🙂 ❤
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Thanks so much, Amy. You enjoy your Sunday, too ❤ 🙂
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Well done Joey, you finished on a real high, there! 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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Woohoo! Zee perfect ending!
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Haha! Thanks! I did all of zee fings like zee French accent of zee one year as well! 🙂
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Excellent. When life is art. Congrats on a job well done.
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Thank you! 😀
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… and you ended it with the perfect little fur face. What’s not to love? ❤
Congrats on surviving another A-Z!
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Thank you! 😀
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Well done. Finished, perfect, loved it. You bring such smiles!
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Thank you very much! 🙂
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Piling on with the congratulations for finishing the challenge and in such style I thought all the wind was from atmospheric conditions, but I know realize that some of it was the giant exhale of relief from down Indy way. 🙂
janet
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Yes ma’am that was me 🙂
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You did it! Yay!
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😀
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Awesome finish to a pretty great series! 🙂
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Thank you! 🙂
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Lol. Perfect wrap!
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Thanks!
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You’re welcome, Joey!
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Congratulations on rocking the challenge! I love your fambly! ❤
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Thanks, Marian, me too ❤
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Theres Zingers? I like zingers..Can I have a zinger…? 😛
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We’re outta Zingers. We got Ding-Dongs though.
I’d offer you Oreos too, but I know…
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Yay! I sure enjoyed reading your posts, and this one for letter Z is the cherry on top of the challenge! Great job! 😉
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Thank you!
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LOL! You zipped up Z.
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Thank you! 🙂
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nice way to end, and lots of z words I never even thought about (how could I forget zombies???)
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I dunno, they’re everywhere! lol
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That was so much fun! Zee best! High fives around!
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Thanks!
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Congrats on making it to the end! I have a hard enough time with the weekly photo challenge… not sure I could handle A-Z 🙂
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It does get challenging toward the end. Thanks, Amy 🙂
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Oh you are just so clever. Well done! Thank you. 🌍
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Uuuuuiiiii, you did it! And with such a zinging last post. 😉
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Thanks! 🙂
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