One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down.
I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me.

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39 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

  1. Well, how convenient that he keeps the plant handy..


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  2. Prajakta says:

    I will not ask of his reaction.

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  3. Dan Antion says:

    How convenient that Wednesday is hum…. maybe I shouldn’t go there πŸ™‚

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  4. JoAnna says:

    That grabbed my attention, so I’m awake now. Imagining this as a scene from your movie is gonna to make me chuckle all day.

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  5. I guess it all hinges on your tone…was it disappointment or elation? The world will never know.

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  6. Bwahhhhhaaaaaa!


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  7. Erika says:

    LOL! I wonder what you were dreaming about.

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  8. ROFL!!! Hilarious!!

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  9. pluviolover says:

    So, sleeping, she says she was. And from Sir Morning Glory’s point of view? Did he stand and bow, or did he jump and howl? Great one-liner, but now for the rest of the story.

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  10. John Holton says:

    You probably didn’t squeeze,it that tightly, or he’d have woke you up to take him to the hospital…

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  11. Oh my but I do appreciate a good chuckle mid week, and you never disappoint. πŸ™‚

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  12. Joanne Sisco says:

    Why am I not surprised? πŸ˜‰

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  13. I would guess that you woke up refreshed feeling like it was a long night’s sleep! πŸ˜‰

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  14. HAHA! I bet the poor Mister was disappointed when he realised you were asleep He might have thought his luck was in! πŸ™‚

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  15. lorriedeck says:

    Ha. This is great, I admit it, I snorted. πŸ™‚

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  16. kirizar says:

    I am so stealing this for some nefarious, literary purpose. Don’t try to find me. I’ll be hiding in the library stacks snickering!

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