One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

Posted on May 24, 2017 by joey

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down.
I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me.

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39 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

  1. Manja Mexi Movie says:
    May 24, 2017 at 7:56 AM

    Well, how convenient that he keeps the plant handy..

    😀

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Prajakta says:
    May 24, 2017 at 8:05 AM

    I will not ask of his reaction.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dan Antion says:
    May 24, 2017 at 8:08 AM

    How convenient that Wednesday is hum…. maybe I shouldn’t go there 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  6. JoAnna says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:07 AM

    That grabbed my attention, so I’m awake now. Imagining this as a scene from your movie is gonna to make me chuckle all day.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Lies Jack Kerouac told Me says:
    May 24, 2017 at 10:50 AM

    I guess it all hinges on your tone…was it disappointment or elation? The world will never know.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. sustainabilitea says:
    May 24, 2017 at 12:31 PM

    Bwahhhhhaaaaaa!

    janet

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Erika says:
    May 24, 2017 at 1:20 PM

    LOL! I wonder what you were dreaming about.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. circadianreflections says:
    May 24, 2017 at 1:39 PM

    ROFL!!! Hilarious!!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. pluviolover says:
    May 24, 2017 at 2:00 PM

    So, sleeping, she says she was. And from Sir Morning Glory’s point of view? Did he stand and bow, or did he jump and howl? Great one-liner, but now for the rest of the story.

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  12. John Holton says:
    May 24, 2017 at 3:58 PM

    You probably didn’t squeeze,it that tightly, or he’d have woke you up to take him to the hospital…

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    May 24, 2017 at 7:55 PM

    Oh my but I do appreciate a good chuckle mid week, and you never disappoint. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Joanne Sisco says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:18 PM

    Why am I not surprised? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  15. undiscoverdimagesamongstus says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:28 PM

    I would guess that you woke up refreshed feeling like it was a long night’s sleep! 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Judy E Martin says:
    May 25, 2017 at 1:56 PM

    HAHA! I bet the poor Mister was disappointed when he realised you were asleep He might have thought his luck was in! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  17. lorriedeck says:
    May 25, 2017 at 2:01 PM

    Ha. This is great, I admit it, I snorted. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  19. kirizar says:
    May 26, 2017 at 8:49 AM

    I am so stealing this for some nefarious, literary purpose. Don’t try to find me. I’ll be hiding in the library stacks snickering!

    Liked by 1 person

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