One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

Posted on May 24, 2017 by joey

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down.
I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me.

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39 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

  1. Manja Maksimoviฤ's avatar Manja Mexi Movie says:
    May 24, 2017 at 7:56 AM

    Well, how convenient that he keeps the plant handy..

    ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. Prajakta's avatar Prajakta says:
    May 24, 2017 at 8:05 AM

    I will not ask of his reaction.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dan Antion's avatar Dan Antion says:
    May 24, 2017 at 8:08 AM

    How convenient that Wednesday is hum…. maybe I shouldn’t go there ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. JoAnna's avatar JoAnna says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:07 AM

    That grabbed my attention, so I’m awake now. Imagining this as a scene from your movie is gonna to make me chuckle all day.

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  7. Lies Jack Kerouac told Me's avatar Lies Jack Kerouac told Me says:
    May 24, 2017 at 10:50 AM

    I guess it all hinges on your tone…was it disappointment or elation? The world will never know.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. sustainabilitea's avatar sustainabilitea says:
    May 24, 2017 at 12:31 PM

    Bwahhhhhaaaaaa!

    janet

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  9. Erika's avatar Erika says:
    May 24, 2017 at 1:20 PM

    LOL! I wonder what you were dreaming about.

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  10. circadianreflections's avatar circadianreflections says:
    May 24, 2017 at 1:39 PM

    ROFL!!! Hilarious!!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Bill's avatar pluviolover says:
    May 24, 2017 at 2:00 PM

    So, sleeping, she says she was. And from Sir Morning Glory’s point of view? Did he stand and bow, or did he jump and howl? Great one-liner, but now for the rest of the story.

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  12. John Holton's avatar John Holton says:
    May 24, 2017 at 3:58 PM

    You probably didn’t squeeze,it that tightly, or he’d have woke you up to take him to the hospital…

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  13. Judy@NewEnglandGardenAndThread's avatar Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    May 24, 2017 at 7:55 PM

    Oh my but I do appreciate a good chuckle mid week, and you never disappoint. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  14. Joanne Sisco's avatar Joanne Sisco says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:18 PM

    Why am I not surprised? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  15. undiscoverdimagesamongstus's avatar undiscoverdimagesamongstus says:
    May 24, 2017 at 9:28 PM

    I would guess that you woke up refreshed feeling like it was a long night’s sleep! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  16. Judy E Martin's avatar Judy E Martin says:
    May 25, 2017 at 1:56 PM

    HAHA! I bet the poor Mister was disappointed when he realised you were asleep He might have thought his luck was in! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  17. lorriedeck's avatar lorriedeck says:
    May 25, 2017 at 2:01 PM

    Ha. This is great, I admit it, I snorted. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  19. kirizar's avatar kirizar says:
    May 26, 2017 at 8:49 AM

    I am so stealing this for some nefarious, literary purpose. Don’t try to find me. I’ll be hiding in the library stacks snickering!

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