Words six, seven, and eight on the paper closest to me? My SoCS is based on a grocery list, of course!
We need tortillas because The Mister is going to try his hand at chicken quesadillas tomorrow. His wife mentioned that perhaps someone other than she should think about dinner prep now and again and not just expect these things to appear. He found her reasonable and she found him accommodating and they shall continue on their journey to happily ever after.
Also, tacos next week.
Bunny breads are very important. Bunny bread is a brand. We buy the wheat loaf for $1.69. It isn’t as good for you or as cheap as homemade, but it’s comparable to any other wheat bread a la crap.
I recently discovered that in Carmel, land of roundabouts, there is no Bunny bread. They’ve no need for cheap bread, I suppose. In a way, I feel badly for thrifty moms who don’t know about cheap bread in the city. How sad.
But Imma tell you about baking soda, too. We need baking soda because the girls are gonna put their trainers in the wash today, and that will use all the baking soda in the house and lemme tell you, I keep that well-stocked.
Hey, they could be doing this now. Hang on, Imma holler.
Okay so Sassy’s shoes smell awful. Her shoes smell like they lived in an athlete’s shoe, but really, they just live on the athlete’s feet. They smell so strongly of foot and sweat and chlorine that it gags me when she gets in the car. HORK! If you have anxiety disorder, and pee while Sassy’s in the shower, you may worry about the state of your urine, or your nethers, or your armpits — until you see her shoes there, emitting the dank, acrid smell of success.
And poor Moo, a cat threw up on one of her shoes. I suspect Catticus, for he is a great lover of both shoes and Moo, though I would say in that order.
Lastly Imma throw you a Pro-Mom tip on shopping expediently:
Cut the list into sections and provide each member of your family (or pairing if they’re small-like) and have everyone get what’s on their section and meet up front. Yes, it’ll take you a few extra minutes to list, but it will save you 30+ minutes at the store.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I know there are 109 unread blog posts in my email, but I must make myself presentable, eat Cracker Barrel, grocery shop, and head to The Palace of Rules. Thank you and have a great day!