Lit

So, how’ve you been? I’d know if I’d read any of you since Monday, but I have not. I’d apologize, cept, I long ago figured out there’s not enough time to enjoy all the good stuff of life causa all the ‘Must’ and ‘Sposta’ crap that gets in the way. This is why it’s so important to live where you belong, with the right person, and to pursue work you enjoy.

Gosh, you know, I could be livin in some hot, barren landscape with some stupid, wretched man — my only escape a job where I wear a suit and talk about sport statistics…

Lawd.
Make good choices, Kids.

So it’s that time of year. Time to eat barbecue pork on challah while sitting next to my Buddhas under my hamsa while O Holy Night plays… or this one, this one’s good:

I erected my Yule tree like a proper pagan. Mine is decked out in silver and gold, but it’s not cut from the forest — it’s prolly not even BPA-free.

In a stunning act of self-service, I went to the post office for myself, where I bought stamps for myself. Winter berries. Quite pretty. For holiday cards, you know. Cards pushing my radical liberal agenda — Joy. And Snow.

I get FIVE days off this Christmas. Today I bought ten pounds of flour and four pounds of butter, and most importantly, a metric fuckton of rum. I’ll show you merry and bright, lemme tell ya. Runnin a lil preview tonight; got my nog, got my dog, got my blog. It’s pretty lit.

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47 Responses to Lit

  1. HO HO HO! Nothing, I tell you, NOTHING beats blog writing while under the influence.

    Cheers!

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  2. Benson says:

    Halle- frickin- lujah. Lit is good. I love egg nog. I am sippin’ some Jameson myself. Not lit just relaxed I

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  3. Benson says:

    Continued from first comment. I am glad you get some time off fot Christmas. Rum and sugar cookies and Mister and kids and pets. What a wonderful time of the year.

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  4. Youโ€™re living the good life, no doubt. Iโ€™m just having a beer and about to update my own site. Iโ€™ve been known to BWI and sometimes it helps.

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  5. Herschel Roll says:

    Nog on Joey

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  6. JT Twissel says:

    Pretty lit indeed! Enjoy!

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  7. scr4pl80 says:

    Didn’t get lit but had a mimosa while we put up the tree. Not a fan of egg nog but rum cookies is another story!

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  8. Anxious Mom says:

    I don’t have rum on my Christmas food shopping list, but I feel like now I should.

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  9. Rivergirl says:

    A metric fuckton of rum is my favorite recipe for the holidays. Cheers!

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  10. Bill says:

    Let the final two weeks of this year begin with celebrations, smiles, hugs&kisses, and lots of lit.

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  11. Dan Antion says:

    Thatโ€™s the important thing. Take care of Joey and all thatโ€™s close to Joey. Santa will take care of everyone else. Thatโ€™s his job, and I hear he likes it very much. Just make sure to leave a rum cookie under the tree.

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  12. Five days off with all those ingredients – your family better watch out! Good smells are about to permeate your house followed only by delicious eats. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  13. The only way I can do nog is to cut it with Vernors, but you do you. I hear the Indy police are on high alert. Enjoy!

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  14. That rum makes you more lit then the tree!! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคญ. Good to see you back and read that youโ€™re living life. Thatโ€™s the most important thing. Enjoy those five days.

    janet

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  15. markbialczak says:

    I am so glad to see youโ€™ve got things well covered, Joey.

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  16. Enjoy your days off, Joey ๐Ÿ˜€

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  17. kirizar says:

    Iโ€™m having a rough week. Itโ€™s nice to read about joy, if not snow. (To the dude blowing snow at 6:00 am on a Sunday, only a few inches had fallen. You couldโ€™ve waited.)

    Sorry, Iโ€™m a bit cranky. But Iโ€™ll try to get my tinsel on!

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    • joey says:

      You’d look spectacular in tinsel. Also, it’s rather hard to be cranky whilst wearing tinsel. I sure hope this week is better for you โค

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      • kirizar says:

        It’s been easier for this week. I’m hoping that whatever it was was a passing fancy. Or that taking him off all the antacid products did help. Fingers crossed, but always prepared. (I like to appropriate and mix my mottos. I’m not sure if that’s half-Boy Scout motto and half Lucky Charms aphorism, but it’s what I’ve got right now.)

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  18. marianallen says:

    Always merry and bright when there’s a Joey around!

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  19. ghostmmnc says:

    Well, nog, dog, & blog sounds good to me. Happy vacation days and have a Merry Merry. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  20. bikerchick57 says:

    LOL, you are a funny bunny and a well lit one at that. You can keep the flour and butter, but I’d take the barbecue and rum any day. I hope you are enjoying the holiday season and nevermind if you don’t get around to reading anyone else’s blog. It’s your time to be with family, bake, do a little work, take some time off and get lit once again…just like Rudolph’s nose.

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  21. Swinged Cat says:

    Rum truly IS the key ingredient there. Sounds like you know how to do the holidays up properly!

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  22. Amy says:

    I’m glad you are getting some time off for Christmas. I know you’ll enjoy those 5 days! I haven’t rounded up my flour and butter quite yet. School gets out this coming Friday and we will commence our cookie baking (and eating) then. I haven’t had any egg nog this season yet, nor have I bought one present. All shall be remedied soon. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • joey says:

      I’ll be baking when you’re baking, but I can start without shopping, and that thrills me. I bought my first gifts last night. I think I’m doing a GREAT job ๐Ÿ˜€ lol

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  23. John Holton says:

    So, are you saying you get all of Christmas week off, or the time between Christmas and New Year’s? Whatever, have fun!

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  24. Kat says:

    “…Yule tree like a proper pagan.” Lolololol! I love this blog because you have the best sense of humor and you always sit in gratitude. Enjoy your holiday, Joey.

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