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Yankee Doodle Whore Goes to The Damn DMV

Posted on August 18, 2015 by joey

In Indiana, we have the BMV. I think it’s because they want you to remember the word bureau, as in bureaucracy, but this post isn’t about Indiana’s BMV, it’s about Georgia’s damn DMV. I had to become a Georgia resident … Continue reading →

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The GRUMBLE GRUMBLE and OH YAY of August

Posted on August 17, 2015 by joey

It’s too hot. It was sixty-six degrees when I took Moo to her bus stop at seven o’clock, but the air is dense with humidity and my hair frizzed-out before I even left the porch. In addition to all my … Continue reading →

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We Are Not a Morning People

Posted on August 15, 2015 by joey

Part One Not unusually, The Mister gets up at 5, grooms, makes his travel coffee, picks up his lunch, dials our bedroom dimmer light to one, kisses me, and leaves. I sleep lightly and dream heavily. I wake up in strange … Continue reading →

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#Thursday Doors — Local

Posted on August 13, 2015 by joey

I’d love to have a #ThursdayDoors post every week, but I just don’t see interesting doors around here. I do look. I said to The Mister, “Everywhere has the same doors. Oh sure, they’re different colors, or the panels are … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — “Come Again?”

Posted on August 12, 2015 by joey

Me to The Mister, “You need glasses for your ears.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Dirty, Naughty Produce

Posted on August 10, 2015 by joey

Cucumber was on the list, so The Mister picked up a coupla cucumbers and Sassy picked another one and told him he was doing it wrong. He said we’d need more cucumber for all of us. Sassy told him, “I don’t eat … Continue reading →

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Adulthood on a Saturday

Posted on August 8, 2015 by joey

Things I don’t wanna do: Sit upright Type things in this box Plan a menu Make a grocery list Take off this chipping nail polish Straighten my hair Put on actual clothes and shoes Grocery shop Cook Things I wanna … Continue reading →

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As If Time Is Made of Stories

Posted on August 6, 2015 by joey

According to the stats on my last post, people don’t like it when I blog about Bubba. Heh, he probably doesn’t like it when I blog about him either. I have a lot of happiness to share today, including that … Continue reading →

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You’d Think We’d Know More

Posted on August 3, 2015 by joey

But we don’t. In a few days, the boy one will be returning to Indy to begin an internship. He’s planning to stay at The Palace of Rules because they have a lot more space over there. I dunno how long … Continue reading →

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How to Make a Sammich Like a Bitch

Posted on August 2, 2015 by joey

As I’ve said before, I don’t do recipes for cooking. If you’re a recipe person, that’s not helpful and I’m sorry. But I do give instructions now and again. My friend Lola thinks I should write a cookbook Joey-style, and … Continue reading →

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