Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Job Too Big

Everyone’s always sharing their blog search terms for a laugh, but how about Contact Me emails? For instance, “Teach me how to word.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Raising Honest Children

When asked why she poked her brother in the eye, Sissy said, “Because I wanted to.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — “Come Again?”

Me to The Mister, “You need glasses for your ears.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Pensacola Plane Place

“So it’s just like, planes and stuff?” Sassy asked as we entered the National Naval Aviation Museum. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Impatient

Moo said to her father, “It’s time to go! Get up! You must brush all your tiny hairs and put on your giant shoes!” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Siri Will Get You Arrested

When arriving at a gated community, Siri said, “You have arrived. Prepare to park your vehicle. You will need to walk to your destination.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Political Water

My dad pointed to the counter and said, “Joey, I think this is your water bottle here — it’s leaning to the left.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Dog Vocabulary

My FIL came in and said, “Boy, it’s hot out! I had to come in, I was just BAKIN!” Sadie immediately ran to him and sat before him, her eyes pleading, “Bacon? Where?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Vacation

My mother said it’s really important to her that I have a great vacation and I told her I really wanna have a great vacation, too, but I have kids. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Dunno, Don’t Care

He told The Mister, “Don’t ever put a Cubs fan and a White Sox fan in the same room.” I asked, “Why? Do they argue about who sucks more?” I guess the guy was a Cubs fan. This post is brought … Continue reading

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