Tag Archives: The Mister

An Earful

Posted on January 30, 2016 by joey

If this were clickbait, I’d title it SEE HOW DOING THIS ONE SIMPLE THING CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE!  And then you’d all be like, “What? I want change in my life, too!” And you’d click it and be all, “Fuck … Continue reading →

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Deal Breakers

Posted on January 24, 2016 by joey

The prompt today is compelled, and I feel compelled to tell you that per my post yesterday, The Mister announced to the children that if I get a purple mohawk, he will file for divorce. He added that if this were the case, … Continue reading →

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Just Jotting about Sacrifice

Posted on January 13, 2016 by joey

When I discovered the topic for today was sacrifice, I said to Sassy, “I’m going to write a blog post like ‘I have been sacrificing all my time for Just Jot it January,’ and just be all ‘Bye!’” We laughed. It’s not … Continue reading →

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Snow Sanity

Posted on January 10, 2016 by joey

Like so many other places, we’ve been experiencing such mild, autumnal temperatures, it hasn’t felt much like winter at all. The Mister woke me with, “You got your winter wonderland.” As soon as I opened the curtains, Cletus the Dog Kitten jumped … Continue reading →

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Title — Where do the Cheetahs fit in?

Posted on January 9, 2016 by joey

I woke up on the right side of the bed, but with not enough covers, which I think is because my husband uses blanket stealing to subliminally lure me to his side of the bed so that he can wrap … Continue reading →

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Like Looking for Four-Leaf Clovers

Posted on January 8, 2016 by joey

Today’s prompt is honorable. Kinda funny sentence, isn’t it? Like, does that mean the other prompts are corrupt? In truth, I never thought much about honor until I’d been married for a spell, because The Mister uses the word honor … Continue reading →

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Lost in My Own Neck of the Woods

Posted on December 29, 2015 by joey

I thought I was lost the other night. In my own stomping grounds. On a road I drive two to twenty times a week. If you live in Indy, imagine Fall Creek Parkway. If you don’t live in Indy, imagine … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Once a Marine…

Posted on December 23, 2015 by joey

I said to The Mister, “While you’ve got some time off, maybe you could blow up all the fings.” The Mister gave me an enormous grin, so I continued, “Basketballs, bicycle tires…” The Mister made a sad face and said, “Oh.” One-Liner … Continue reading →

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Christmas Postathon — Day 19

Posted on December 19, 2015 by joey

On the 19th, Nancy lists the Christmas tree. I’d argue it’s a Yule tree, but I must admit, Christmas trees seem more popular. We got a live tree this year. We don’t always. Last year we had Cletus the Dog Kitten … Continue reading →

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When He Shops for Her

Posted on December 5, 2015 by joey

I hadda go to the bloody buggery Walmart because my daughter asked for a Lalaloopsy birthday cake, and they carry the kits. I really try not to go to the bloody buggery Walmart, but they make up for certain products my … Continue reading →

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