One-Liner Wednesday — Siri Will Get You Arrested

Posted on July 15, 2015 by joey

When arriving at a gated community, Siri said, “You have arrived. Prepare to park your vehicle. You will need to walk to your destination.”

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8 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Siri Will Get You Arrested

  1. NotAPunkRocker says:
    July 15, 2015 at 1:07 PM

    It’s a conspiracy from the Android users.

    Oh, wait…I’m one of those Android users. Never mind. 🙂

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  2. LindaGHill says:
    July 15, 2015 at 2:02 PM

    Who knew Siri was responsible for so many crimes? hehe

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  3. reocochran says:
    July 15, 2015 at 11:01 PM

    This line cracked me up, Joey. Seriously, did Siri say this!?! How does it know you are in a gated community? This kind of reminds me of Mel Gibson (I think?) In the conspiracy theory movie. Before he became “persona non gratis.” 🙂 🙂

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    • joey says:
      July 16, 2015 at 1:24 AM

      She did! And we all laughed hysterically, because apparently Siri doesn’t know that you can just check-in and they’ll let you drive through the gate!
      The streets inside are not streets, they are private property and are not on GPS. Walk, LOL! We seriously LOL’d about it.

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  4. markbialczak says:
    July 16, 2015 at 12:57 PM

    That Siri can be such a whack-a-do, Joey. 🙂

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  5. Peter Wells aka Countingducks says:
    July 16, 2015 at 1:09 PM

    I find Siri very unsettling. He seems to know too much about me and yet we’ve never met !!

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