Monthly Archives: September 2013

Why Parents Can’t Have Nice Things

The Mister and I enjoyed a plate of chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. There are four left. They are the crunchy-edged, undesirable cookies. We’ll let the girls eat those when they get home from school BECAUSE THEY ARE WHY WE … Continue reading

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Fuckin Yellow Jackets, Man

I am a nature geek. My mother is a nature geek, so I am, too.  But I hate yellow jackets. I don’t mind spiders and snakes. I move most spiders outdoors. My rule is that if the spider has eyes … Continue reading

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! Caution: This Post May Frighten Homeowners !

Before we actually lived here, I spent many days cleaning and painting. During those days, I sometimes had to use the bathroom facilities. Now and again, The Mister and FIL would come to help, and sometimes, they had to use … Continue reading

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On Drama and Deformity

Maybe some of you have never experienced any sorta psychic mumbo-jumbo like I have, but I bet some of you have. Sometimes it’s a feeling, or a sight, or a sound, but it’s always a knowing. Knowing happens in such … Continue reading

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Ye Old Barn Jacket

So, I have this infamous barn jacket. It’s become infamous because people do go on about it. I received this jacket from a previous roommate in lieu of some of his rent. It was in perfect condition when I took … Continue reading

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But I Broke Up with It Thirteen Years Ago!

I live in an area of the city (and I do mean IN THE CITY) where my internet choices are only two; satellite, or the local cable provider — which has a name similar to Cuntass, or Failfast, or Bombast? … Continue reading

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Have Internet, Can Blog

Oh yeah, a lot has happened in the last three weeks. While I went six days without television, and sixteen days without internet, it was just the darndest thing — life continued to happen! I got fabulously ill. Facially deformed … Continue reading

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