One-Liner Wednesday — Snarky

“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early

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8 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Snarky

  1. LindaGHill says:

    Now if it was him calling the vacuum his girlfriend… Let’s not go there, shall we?

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  2. Luanne says:

    Still chawin’ on that vacuum comparison. You are a hoot.

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  3. Sammy D. says:

    Ha ha ha. Hub’s always calling to tell me he’s on his way home, then “time to tell your boyfriend to leave”. But I’m never vacuuming 🙂

    Sounds like we’d have a bunch of fun with you and the Mister.

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  4. In this context I think y girlfriend is the Dishwasher, because only I know how to stack her !

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