“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early
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“Yes, I do like to put my boyfriend away before you come home, if by boyfriend, you mean vacuum.” — Me to The Mister, when he came home early
One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill
Now if it was him calling the vacuum his girlfriend… Let’s not go there, shall we?
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No, let’s not! lol
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Still chawin’ on that vacuum comparison. You are a hoot.
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Ha ha ha. Hub’s always calling to tell me he’s on his way home, then “time to tell your boyfriend to leave”. But I’m never vacuuming 🙂
Sounds like we’d have a bunch of fun with you and the Mister.
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It’s the same thing here!
And if he doesn’t call, then I’m all, “HI! Why are you home early?” And then he teases me the same way! 🙂
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🙂 i love the humor I share with him. I can’t imagine being in a relationship without it.
Pleasantly surprised to find someone else as secure in their coupledom that you can joke like that !
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In this context I think y girlfriend is the Dishwasher, because only I know how to stack her !
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LOL Peter! 😀
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