Monthly Archives: February 2015

Don’t Fuck with My Pillows

On Monday, I was a victim of a great tragedy. I woke up with a crick in my neck and soon discovered I had been sleeping on The Mister’s pillows instead of my own. It was all very Princess and the … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Should I Name Him?

“There’s a strange little man living in my mascara tube.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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It Should be Perfectly Obvious

Some time ago, I saw a comedian talking about how going outside to play is utterly frightening once you reach adulthood. Something along the lines of ‘Imagine how scary it would be to wake up in the morning and leave … Continue reading

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Weather is a Relative Issue

We had a couple of those crazy cold days, like -3 feels like -24 and stuff like that. We endured. It’s really important to make sure your scarf is tucked into your coat quite well, or your clavicle may burn … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — If It Looks Like a Parrot…

As we strolled through a zoo in Naples, Florida, some parrots said, “Hello? Hello?” so preschool Sassy turned to ask my mother, “Is it a wrong number?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Why I Gotta Title Everything? I’m Tired!

“Beep Beep Boop!” says WordPress. “I’m so glad they’ve updated the entire site,” said no one ever. I think the new notifications system here is about as helpful as digital toaster. Thanks for takin somethin simple and makin it take … Continue reading

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Compulsory Love Post

You can read about how I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day here, although I am a fan of love in all its forms, including between a girl and her reptiles. Love is when you retrace your path through the entire store … Continue reading

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Finding the Painting

As I wrote in my Happiness post the other day, joy came to me when I found the painting. Vague, huh? Because it has a story. I’m sure it has a much longer, more interesting story before my section of its story … Continue reading

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Happiness

Veronica at Owl Wonder tagged me to write about the happiest moments in my life. I think that would be too lengthy a post for me, since I’m one of those gawd-awful people who thinks happiness is a choice. I have … Continue reading

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Why I’m Dying First

Oh I know, you think I want to die first so I can escape the pain of mourning my husband. That would certainly be a grand perk, but I told you before, I am not a romantic. I have practical … Continue reading

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