Monthly Archives: January 2016

Clumsy

Posted on January 31, 2016 by joey

Who’s clumsy? Me. I suffer from the dropsies more than most women. Tree roots, sidewalk cracks, and steps are not my friends, thank you very much. I like to spill food on my clothes. Alawt. It is impossible for me … Continue reading →

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An Earful

Posted on January 30, 2016 by joey

If this were clickbait, I’d title it SEE HOW DOING THIS ONE SIMPLE THING CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE!  And then you’d all be like, “What? I want change in my life, too!” And you’d click it and be all, “Fuck … Continue reading →

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A Ghost So Old, I Can’t Remember Her Name

Posted on January 29, 2016 by joey

For several years, it was hard to keep Sassy in books. Like when they grow too fast to keep them dressed? Keeping Sassy in books proved to be a growing pain. She’d read through everything age-appropriate at home and the school … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Meat n’ Milk

Posted on January 28, 2016 by joey

I thought today would be a good time for somethin whimsical, so follow me. Do you know where I was? Here are two more like it… Do you know yet? It was time for lunch… It was a cold, slushy-snow-meltin … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Understanding

Posted on January 27, 2016 by joey

Sassy told me she was at school thinkin, “I miss my mama; these people are idiots.” One-Liner Wednesday and Just Jot it January are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Oneness

Posted on January 26, 2016 by joey

Oneness immediately took me to that ancient idea that we are all one, all connected. I believe this. Unfortunately, I find it’s hard to live with that belief. I mean, it’s hard for me to do my life in accordance with … Continue reading →

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Just Jotting Share Your World #4

Posted on January 25, 2016 by joey

What one thing are you really glad you did yesterday? I’m really glad I called my mother. It’s hard for us to schedule time to talk. I always think of calling her when she’s already gone to bed. Are you … Continue reading →

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Deal Breakers

Posted on January 24, 2016 by joey

The prompt today is compelled, and I feel compelled to tell you that per my post yesterday, The Mister announced to the children that if I get a purple mohawk, he will file for divorce. He added that if this were the case, … Continue reading →

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I’ve Never Been Odder — JusJoJan & SoCS

Posted on January 23, 2016 by joey

I’m used to being odd. I know it sounds strange, but believe it or not, I’m usually the weirdest person in the room. The amount of time I can hide my freak flag? About twenty minutes. Where I live, I’m … Continue reading →

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Felicity

Posted on January 22, 2016 by joey

If you’re one of the twelve people who know my life, you no doubt feel my sadness at the mere mention of the word felicity. Felicity means happiness. Happiness is what my beloved kitty, Felicity, gave me for eleven precious … Continue reading →

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