One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

“I realize these itchy bumps on the back of my head may very well be from sweating, but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer.”



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33 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

  1. Benson says:

    Hair cancer?! Will have to Google that one. You need a costume or at least a shirt.

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  2. Chez Shea says:

    Even the mention of head lice, makes me want to itch! Nasty little devils they are.

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  3. You say so much in that one line, Joey. I get it. ☺

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  4. LindaGHill says:

    Yes, you definitely need the shirt. There needs to be a cure for anxiety disorder. Not a pill, just a cure. One that makes it go, POOF! all gone.

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  5. It’s funny but I guess we shouldn’t laugh. Hope your anxiety subsides soon.

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  6. dvaal says:

    My sister and I both have problems with our skin irritation. As a former foster mom, I am aware of head lice and the way it itches. For years I feared, irrationally, that I had head lice every time my head itched. It is a memory I will not easily forget. However, after discovering one of my foster kids had hair lice -I never let it come in again.

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  7. jan says:

    Lice or cancer – oh my!

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  8. Dan Antion says:

    OMG – Hair Cancer – That’s a paranoid imagination you got going for you 🙂

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  9. mewhoami says:

    I’ve been there! Not with the hair cancer fear, but fearing the itching was lice. As a young child I got lice from someone at school and that awful experience still haunts me today, over 30 years later.

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  10. caligirl559 says:

    Recently one of my nieces was having a problem with the lice. They were coming for a visit and my sister in law almost cancelled because she said she treated the girls and was afraid I would freak out. I checked her head every night and didn’t see anything, but during and for about a week after, my head was always itching. I even changed shampoo, to see if it would help. I didn’t have the lice, but isn’t it great how your freaking mind makes you think things are happening, Paranoid!!!

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  11. April says:

    I have thought I had cancer of the everything, but I haven’t reached the hair yet. 🙂 I hope your anxiety subsides.

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  12. Laura says:

    I hate that feeling! Or when you find out a kid in your class has lice & are convinced you do, too. Ugh!!

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  13. “…but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer” …or a heart attack! I can’t STRESS that enough!”

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  14. Anxious Mom says:

    Head lice isn’t one that has previously entered my mind, so thanks for that. 😉

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  15. dalecooper57 says:

    Audrey brings a headful of lice home from school about once every two months, it’s a total pain, we have to wash all her bedding and treat her with that horrible oil stuff.

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  16. reocochran says:

    Oh, Joey. Sending you positive vibrations and a big hug for your Anxiety Girl quote and whoever drew it, did a fine job!! 🙂


  17. I think you need to sell t-shirts, and I want one. I’ve been awake since 4 fretting about stuff I have no control over but lice wasn’t one of them. 🙂

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