“I see you are not eatin my guac. You no likey guac?”
“No.”
“Your taste buds do not care if they are part Spanish, part Mexican, part your mama who loves guac?”
“No.”
“It’s okay. I don’t like manicotti or opera. Shh.”
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My heritage would have you believe that I would love olives and chic peas – no to both. And, I no likey guac. It happens.
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It does happen 🙂 May I have your chickpeas and olives?
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You have to fight my wife and daughter for them – sorry.
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I think that is the funniest Damn thing I have read all week. It reminds me of so many different folks I have met. I would be hard pressed to think of anything (food wise) that I don’t like;and I do like opera. Thanks for the laugh.
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Lol, can’t live without guac!
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Love guac, love olives and love chickpeas when it’s in hummus form 🙂
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Love, love, love a well-made bowl of guacamole! Yum.
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Love guac!! And steak and kidney puddin’. 😉 😀
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I LOVE guac!! It was nice in Florida when I didn’t have to pay for the avocados, just pick them from a tree 🙂
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