One-Liner Wednesday — Anonymous

“I see you are not eatin my guac. You no likey guac?”
“Your taste buds do not care if they are part Spanish, part Mexican, part your mama who loves guac?”
“It’s okay. I don’t like manicotti or opera. Shh.”

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9 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Anonymous

  1. Dan Antion says:

    My heritage would have you believe that I would love olives and chic peas – no to both. And, I no likey guac. It happens.

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  2. Benson says:

    I think that is the funniest Damn thing I have read all week. It reminds me of so many different folks I have met. I would be hard pressed to think of anything (food wise) that I don’t like;and I do like opera. Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. jan says:

    Lol, can’t live without guac!

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  4. joannesisco says:

    Love guac, love olives and love chickpeas when it’s in hummus form 🙂

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  5. bikerchick57 says:

    Love, love, love a well-made bowl of guacamole! Yum.

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  6. LindaGHill says:

    Love guac!! And steak and kidney puddin’. 😉 😀

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  7. I LOVE guac!! It was nice in Florida when I didn’t have to pay for the avocados, just pick them from a tree 🙂

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