Our friend Beefy posted this little thing on Facebook the other day, and my reply was, “This looks like a great way for The Mister and I to bicker with one another for 10-20 minutes! How romantic!”
In honor of Valentine’s Day, all couples: Make this your status for fun and answer honestly.
Apparently he was in a big, fat hurry to get here and I played hard to get
Who was interested first?
Me, but then him and then me and then him, and well, that went on sometimes not at all and also for over a decade
How long have you been together?
Depends on when you start counting, we’re gonna go with November 98
Right, he’s more sarcastic
Who makes the most mess?
We’re not messy, but he says me, cause cooking, and I say him, cause van
Who has more tattoos?
Not a single tattoo between us
I can sing, but he can SING
Hogs the remote?
I’m in charge of the bedroom remote and THAT’S THAT
That’s right, ME, and I don’t even have a penis
Spends the most?
Without my spending, we would all wear old fatigues, sleep on piles of out-of-circulation Runner’s World magazines, and eat only when offered food or whatever. So yes, All The Spending Are Belong To Me.
The Mister looked up at the ceiling, “It depends,” he said.
I said, “I am, because I don’t have to think about it.”
Most common sense?
He says he has more common sense because I think on a higher level. I think that’s poetry. *swoon*
What are your middle names?
Michael and Allen
And a whole buncha people just went OH!
Whose siblings do you see most often?
His sibling, cause I don’t have any
Do you have any children together?
We also have children apart, because when you have children ONE TIME, you have them forever, no matter where they go
Did you go to the same school?
Yes, for one year
Who is the most sensitive?
He says him. According to Moo, I am the kind of sensitive for when they’re sick and he’s the kind of sensitive that gets butt-hurt.
Where do you eat out most as a couple?
They have quesoeverything there
Where is the farthest you two have traveled together?
We had to think about that one for awhile, but yes, we’re sure
Who has the worst temper?
The girls didn’t think so, but he and I both know it’s me
Who does the cooking?
We love that.
Who is more social?
He makes all the friends
Who is the neat freak?
Neither of us, no matter what they say
Who is the most stubborn?
Neither of us
Who hogs the bed?
“I do not hog the bed!”
“Right. Sassy, how often do you hear Daddy tell me to PLEASE GO BACK TO MY OWN SIDE OF THE BED?”
“Never. And I’ve never heard him tell you to roll over, either.”
He does sometimes hog the bed
Who wakes up earlier?
My waking up first is a bad omen
Where was your first date?
St. Elmos, on our wedding night
Who has the bigger family?
I have a large family, but good gravy!
Do you get flowers often?
I got flowers yesterday, because we are both sick. That’s fair, yeah?
Who does the laundry?
I’m the only one who can hear the laundry calling
Who’s better with the computers?
I know, right?
Who drives when you are together?
Who picks where you go to dinner?
HE NEVER EVER PICKS A RESTAURANT!
We did bicker a bit, but we mostly agreed. Celebrate love EVERY day, y’all!