Slap and Tickle

Quite often, I straddle my husband on the sofa. Sometimes it’s flirty, sure, but mostly, it’s just comforting.
Sometimes it’s like this:


Imagine my surprise when the other day, The Mister straddled ME.

I gotta tell ya, it wasn’t the same. Twas neither sexy nor comforting.

He couldn’t wrap himself around me. His arms are longer than my seated body. He couldn’t rest his head on my shoulder. He had to bend himself in half to put his head on mine. It was more like he did push-ups: kiss-me-not, kiss me, kiss-me-not, kiss me.

I couldn’t hold him as he holds me, or get a good grip on his non-existent hips.

Motorboating left me with a mouth full of plaid.

For quality time, I do not recommend it. For a few laughs, I highly recommend it!

Happy Friday Everyone!

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37 Responses to Slap and Tickle

  1. loisajay says:

    You two…..get a room! πŸ˜€

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    I came, I read, I liked, and…

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  3. Benson says:

    Well that is a nice start to Friday. Slap and tickle and mate straddling. Pie or cake afterward?

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  4. Ha ha….overwhelmed !

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  5. pluviolover says:

    At times, it sure can be the thought that counts. One must say, “Let’s try this again.”

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  6. By the title, I thought you were going to out some guy for doing something inappropriate. πŸ™‚ And, here it was just a little cuddling by the married folks. Have a good weekend. πŸ™‚

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  7. As in life, there are those who straddle and those who get straddled. It’s important to keep these roles straight.

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  8. HAHA! I was expecting this to be much smuttier, but it was funny which is just as good in my book! πŸ™‚

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  9. scr4pl80 says:

    Cute. It has been quite some time since my husband and I have done any couch cuddling (for too many reasons to go into here). Create is my word of the year for next year and I’m going to create some time for such things. Thanks for the inspiration!

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  10. Ally Bean says:

    Gotta laugh. Always.

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  11. JT Twissel says:

    Looks like more than just the two of you in the Straddle Fest!

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  12. I must tell you: titles like that get clicked on – even though your are a well-behaved married woman with children.

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  13. This is hilarious. I, too, do the straddling thing on sofa. Mostly cause it’s comfy and I get attention. I don’t think I’d enjoy it in reverse.
    The cat wanting to join in the crowd is hilarious. Miss Sunshine had me scratch her head the other night and the puppy squeezed in to have his head scratched too. p.s. – I found out Miss Sunshine caught a snippet of him eating the snow. I included it today.

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  14. You are too much, Joey! Hehehehehe Good to know the “spark” is still lit! LOL

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  15. JoAnna says:

    I guess a little experimenting makes things clear. Now you can appreciate the better way even more. Everybody sure is happy in that picture.

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  16. πŸ™‚ Smiles here, Joey.



  17. Erika says:

    Re: motorboating…better a mouthful of plaid than a mouthful of hair. Blech.

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  18. You’re busy over there, I’m busy over here, but excellent to hear straddling time was had. Any which way.

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  19. Prajakta says:

    Ha ha !! 🀣🀣 This should be your weekend ritual …

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  20. I love it! Kiss me, kiss me not! Great post!

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