Mary shared her One-Liner Wednesday featuring a Mittens meme, and it cracked me up.

I’m so glad my cats don’t text me.

If they did:

Cletus would send videos all day, “Look at me! Are you watching? Mama, Mommy, Mooohhm! Look at me, chewin the ends of this spider plant! Mmm, nom nom! Watch me jump from the top of the fridge and land on the oven mitts! Kerflop! Woot! Look Ma, I’m surfin!”

Clara would send heart emojis and cries for affection, like some insecure girlfriend. “Do you still love me? Can you love me from there? When will you be home to love me? I bet you like reading without my butt in your face, don’t you? I don’t mean it, I’m sorry, I love you. Do you still love me?”

I imagine Catticus might make witty commentary throughout the day. Deeply existential thoughts about chickens and fishes. Snide commentary about the other cats. Seriously derisive opinions about the dog.  Ya know what? I’d let Catticus text me.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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48 Responses to Meowmixtext

  1. Bill says:

    Cats with C-names. Cool. And with totally correct and appropriate attitudes I’m sure.

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  2. loisajay says:

    Catticus is my kind of cat. Bring on the snide remarks–I so love those! Adorable kids you have, Joey. Cletus is so handsome and Clara is gorgeous. I have only seen one other cat with different color eyes. I would be admiring her eyes all day. She would text you and let you know…

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  3. JoAnna says:

    Fun post! Like human siblings, they have such different personalities, each filling a specific niche.

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  5. Dan Antion says:

    Three cuties. I love seeing cats in boxes.

    Can I give your number to MuMu? She only has one request “Bruuuuuussssshhh meeeeeeee” ‘cuz she hasn’t been brushed in ages.

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  6. I didn’t realize you had three cats. They all have their own personalities which you’ve capture so well here. No catty remarks from me today. 🙂 I’m off shortly to work at Coffee Con for the pastry shop so I’m almost done with blogging for today. Happy Saturday!


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  7. Beautiful fur babies! Makes me miss mine even more….

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  8. Oh your C-Cats are SO cool, Joey! Clara just stole my Heart cuz that is how my Bella used to look when she was younger. My baby will be 17 on the 29th and still going strong. I laughed and I giggled as I imagined your cats having this conversation. It’s a durn good thing my cats don’t text me. LOL Have a good weekend!! 🐾🐾🐾🐾🍷💞💞💞🍷😘😘😘🐾🐾🐾

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    • joey says:

      Amy, if your cats could text you, you’d never get anything done! lol
      I’m glad you have had Bella so long. I haven’t had a cat with longevity since childhood. Maybe these guys…
      And thanks!

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      • Careful what you wish for, Joey. Bella has a lot of “age” related problems all of which I must address each and every day. I wouldn’t trade her for anything though. She is tough, she is adorable, she has the cutest voice modulations, and she is a real fighter. My Heart just melts when she does the paw-paw when I’m singing to her or just loving on her. She has this awful eye thing going on where her eyes are all inflamed and just tear a rust colored drainage. When I sought help at my Vet for this condition, I was laughed at and was asked, “Are you expecting Bella to be in a beauty contest?” GASP! I know. I just want to clear up this condition. I’m doing all I know how to do without medical guidance. Whew …. sorry. I got side-tracked. Oops. 😉

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        • joey says:

          Aw, yeah. Do her rusty eyes hurt tho? Inflamed sorta indicates discomfort to me, I wouldn’t laugh at you about it 😦
          When I was in high school, one of my friends had this old cat Kiki, and his mom had Kiki before she ever married or had kids, and that cat was white with blue eyes, half-blind, entirely deaf, spare in hair, and limped. She was still loving and sweet, though she looked completely unkempt, she was still purring. I thought my cat would be that way, with me for ages like Kiki, but it wasn’t meant to be.

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          • I am not sure if her eyes hurt her but they look like they do. This is the main reason why I was very upset when I was laughed at by one if our vets. I am doing everything I can think of to keep her eyes as dry and as pain free as possible. My Bella is an inspiration… Her 17th birthday is today. She looks Rough Around the Edges as well believe you me. Every couple of days she gets a washcloth bath where I wipe her down with a wet washcloth and then rub her dry. Her ears need attention her butt needs attention her eyes need attention she needs attention all the time. 😻😻😻

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  9. Benson says:

    God made cats with no thumbs for a reason. Now we know the reason.

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  10. Maybe Cletus can get a job promoting for Macys, then you can text him at work.

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  11. John Holton says:

    Mine would never leave me alone, and I think it’d be on the lines of “Daddy, make Molly stop hitting me!” and “Bucky just pooped on the floor and it really stinks!”

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  12. ghostmmnc says:

    Your kitties win the internet for cuteness!
    Happy weekend to you, your family, and all the critters! 🙂

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  13. marianallen says:

    Your cats need to take turns doing Caturday posts for you. 😀

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  14. JT Twissel says:

    My cat would text – “are you missing your socks?”

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  15. Jewels says:

    Haha love this!

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  16. Joanne Sisco says:

    hahaha! I think I would let Catticus text me too 😆
    … although Cletus has the look of devilry so I’m guessing there would be more than a few laughs in those videos!!

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  17. bikerchick57 says:

    Joey, I totally missed your Friday post. For some reason. WordPress failed to text or notify me. I bet if Catticus were in charge of WP he would have texted me something like “Momma. She writes. Go there. Now, beeyotch. Werd.”
    Then he’d text Clara to put her butt in your face.


  18. Amy says:

    I don’t have any kitties, but yours sound like they’d be quite entertaining!! I’m pretty sure quite often Maverick would be saying “in” “out” “in” “out”.

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  19. Ally Bean says:

    I’d love to have any cat texting me. They have the right attitude for it. And just think of those little toe beans tapping out a message. Too cute.

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  20. Anxious Mom says:

    These pictures are so cute. I can’t imagine the dogs texting anything other than food emojis and asking when we’re eating.

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