Mary shared her One-Liner Wednesday featuring a Mittens meme, and it cracked me up.
I’m so glad my cats don’t text me.
If they did:
Cletus would send videos all day, “Look at me! Are you watching? Mama, Mommy, Mooohhm! Look at me, chewin the ends of this spider plant! Mmm, nom nom! Watch me jump from the top of the fridge and land on the oven mitts! Kerflop! Woot! Look Ma, I’m surfin!”
Clara would send heart emojis and cries for affection, like some insecure girlfriend. “Do you still love me? Can you love me from there? When will you be home to love me? I bet you like reading without my butt in your face, don’t you? I don’t mean it, I’m sorry, I love you. Do you still love me?”
I imagine Catticus might make witty commentary throughout the day. Deeply existential thoughts about chickens and fishes. Snide commentary about the other cats. Seriously derisive opinions about the dog. Ya know what? I’d let Catticus text me.
Happy Friday Everyone!
joeyfullystated 
Cats with C-names. Cool. And with totally correct and appropriate attitudes I’m sure.
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Thanks! I like to think so 🙂
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Happy Friday!
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Catticus is my kind of cat. Bring on the snide remarks–I so love those! Adorable kids you have, Joey. Cletus is so handsome and Clara is gorgeous. I have only seen one other cat with different color eyes. I would be admiring her eyes all day. She would text you and let you know…
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Haha! They appreciate your compliments 🙂
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Fun post! Like human siblings, they have such different personalities, each filling a specific niche.
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AND WHAT ABOUT THE DOG??
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The dog is beloved, I promise ❤
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Ooooh, Joey, I know that, this goes without saying. I was just expecting her thoughts on the matter. 😉
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Three cuties. I love seeing cats in boxes.
Can I give your number to MuMu? She only has one request “Bruuuuuussssshhh meeeeeeee” ‘cuz she hasn’t been brushed in ages.
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🙂
Clara too. She Looooooves Her Brush!
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I didn’t realize you had three cats. They all have their own personalities which you’ve capture so well here. No catty remarks from me today. 🙂 I’m off shortly to work at Coffee Con for the pastry shop so I’m almost done with blogging for today. Happy Saturday!
janet
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I do, three cats and a dog. I’m at my limit, living like Snow White up in here 🙂
I hope you had a good day and the time went fast as the coffee poured freely. I had sour cream donuts from the bakery this morning, I sure do appreciate your line of work 😉
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Mmmm, the doughnuts sound delish. As I don’t really drink coffee and I worked the the entire time, I didn’t really sample much. However, the cold brew coffee and Grey Goose Vodka was AMAZING and the chocolate whiskey and and bourbon ball whiskey wasn’t too bad either. 🙂
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AHA! Well good 😀
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So good! 🙂
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Beautiful fur babies! Makes me miss mine even more….
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Aw
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Oh your C-Cats are SO cool, Joey! Clara just stole my Heart cuz that is how my Bella used to look when she was younger. My baby will be 17 on the 29th and still going strong. I laughed and I giggled as I imagined your cats having this conversation. It’s a durn good thing my cats don’t text me. LOL Have a good weekend!! 🐾🐾🐾🐾🍷💞💞💞🍷😘😘😘🐾🐾🐾
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Amy, if your cats could text you, you’d never get anything done! lol
I’m glad you have had Bella so long. I haven’t had a cat with longevity since childhood. Maybe these guys…
And thanks!
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Careful what you wish for, Joey. Bella has a lot of “age” related problems all of which I must address each and every day. I wouldn’t trade her for anything though. She is tough, she is adorable, she has the cutest voice modulations, and she is a real fighter. My Heart just melts when she does the paw-paw when I’m singing to her or just loving on her. She has this awful eye thing going on where her eyes are all inflamed and just tear a rust colored drainage. When I sought help at my Vet for this condition, I was laughed at and was asked, “Are you expecting Bella to be in a beauty contest?” GASP! I know. I just want to clear up this condition. I’m doing all I know how to do without medical guidance. Whew …. sorry. I got side-tracked. Oops. 😉
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Aw, yeah. Do her rusty eyes hurt tho? Inflamed sorta indicates discomfort to me, I wouldn’t laugh at you about it 😦
When I was in high school, one of my friends had this old cat Kiki, and his mom had Kiki before she ever married or had kids, and that cat was white with blue eyes, half-blind, entirely deaf, spare in hair, and limped. She was still loving and sweet, though she looked completely unkempt, she was still purring. I thought my cat would be that way, with me for ages like Kiki, but it wasn’t meant to be.
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I am not sure if her eyes hurt her but they look like they do. This is the main reason why I was very upset when I was laughed at by one if our vets. I am doing everything I can think of to keep her eyes as dry and as pain free as possible. My Bella is an inspiration… Her 17th birthday is today. She looks Rough Around the Edges as well believe you me. Every couple of days she gets a washcloth bath where I wipe her down with a wet washcloth and then rub her dry. Her ears need attention her butt needs attention her eyes need attention she needs attention all the time. 😻😻😻
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Bless you both ❤
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Joey, I so appreciate your concern. Out of this conversation I decided to purchase a product for allergies, something I am not giving to Bella right now. So, dear friend, you helped Bella because her MOM did not think of that alone. Bless you and thank you! 😻😻😻
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God made cats with no thumbs for a reason. Now we know the reason.
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Maybe! You’ve seen cats with thumbs tho, yeah? My husband had two growing up. Calicos, both.
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Maybe Cletus can get a job promoting for Macys, then you can text him at work.
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Haha! And I could use his discount!
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Good idea.
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Mine would never leave me alone, and I think it’d be on the lines of “Daddy, make Molly stop hitting me!” and “Bucky just pooped on the floor and it really stinks!”
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LOL! Then they are your children, John 😉
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Your kitties win the internet for cuteness!
Happy weekend to you, your family, and all the critters! 🙂
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🙂
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Your cats need to take turns doing Caturday posts for you. 😀
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My cat would text – “are you missing your socks?”
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*nods*
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Reblogged this on Where Genres Collide.
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Smart cats, Joey!
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Haha love this!
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Thank you!
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hahaha! I think I would let Catticus text me too 😆
… although Cletus has the look of devilry so I’m guessing there would be more than a few laughs in those videos!!
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You would soooo laugh. You ever had a cat you loved to bitch about? lol He’s like that 😉
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Joey, I totally missed your Friday post. For some reason. WordPress failed to text or notify me. I bet if Catticus were in charge of WP he would have texted me something like “Momma. She writes. Go there. Now, beeyotch. Werd.”
Then he’d text Clara to put her butt in your face.
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I don’t have any kitties, but yours sound like they’d be quite entertaining!! I’m pretty sure quite often Maverick would be saying “in” “out” “in” “out”.
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I’d love to have any cat texting me. They have the right attitude for it. And just think of those little toe beans tapping out a message. Too cute.
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I hadn’t even considered the lil toe beans! 😛
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These pictures are so cute. I can’t imagine the dogs texting anything other than food emojis and asking when we’re eating.
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