Category Archives: Personally

Jot Jot Sunday

Posted on January 27, 2019 by joey

Jot  I did all my laundry yesterday. Today I made spaghetti carbonara. And that’s all the jot there is.

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Jot Jinx

Posted on January 23, 2019 by joey

I’m not sayin I jinxed it, but I was home sick today. Then I was at the doctor’s office sick. Then I was at the pharmacy sick before being home sick again. I feel much better. Mostly I’m relieved and … Continue reading →

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Everything’s Coming Up Roses. On Tuesday?

Posted on January 22, 2019 by joey

It’s not. It’s not coming up roses. It’s January. It’s coming up slushy, messy, dirty, icy, slidy — but it seems I am part penguin? I simply slide on through. I am experiencing an unusually pleasant series of circumstances wherein … Continue reading →

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Go Where Now?

Posted on January 18, 2019 by joey

No. No more go today. Do not take your mama out. Your mama has picked you up and taken you out all week. Take yer mama home. Let her put her jammies on. Fetch her a nice tea. Let her … Continue reading →

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January 16, 1987

Posted on January 16, 2019 by joey

That day you got a new best friend, and on your way to the bowling alley, had to sit on her brother’s lap — and you never knew you’d end up marrying him. That kid with the bony knees and … Continue reading →

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I Tried to Sell Shakespeare

Posted on January 9, 2019 by joey

This morning, Moo told me she’s begun reading Romeo and Juliet. I asked her if she thinks she has a good grasp on it. She said she doesn’t care because she doesn’t like Shakespeare. I gasped. I tried to sell … Continue reading →

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A Not Too Shabby Tuesday

Posted on January 8, 2019 by joey

As many of you know, Tuesday is my least favorite of all the days of the week. Jilly went and looked up superstitions about Tuesdays for me, and now I need to abandon my Tuesday navy clothes and leap into pink … Continue reading →

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Epitome 2019

Posted on January 6, 2019 by joey

It’s Epiphany. For Christians of various sects, this means different things. For me, it means I take down my holiday decorations and sing to my husband, “Christmas is over, Christmas is over, it’sa gonna be gone soon…” to the tune … Continue reading →

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SoCS – Sup

Posted on January 5, 2019 by joey

S’up is me. I was up before 9. My new phone has this LIVE feature that I don’t really understand the point of, but it freaks me out a bit because it shows a moment right before the shot, so … Continue reading →

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Dammit, Linda!

Posted on January 2, 2019 by joey

Infernal influential woman. I’m all, I no can jot every day January. Will splode or melt or somethin. She all “Because lets face it, you’re bound to write something, somewhere every day, right?” Fuck all, she’s right. I do. I write most … Continue reading →

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