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I Swallow my Tough Pills Nervously

Posted on March 13, 2015 by joey

My readership drops when I post awards. I don’t mind. If I cared about readership, I’d need to do all sorts of things that aren’t authentic to me. Like almost swearing — dam that $h!t is lame. People who never swear … Continue reading →

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Creative Blog Award

Posted on March 12, 2015 by joey

Megan of Megan Has OCD nominated me for The Creative Bloggers Award. I am always honored to get nominated for awards, and I appreciate Megan thinking of me. Thank you, Megan! I absolutely agree with Megan that all bloggers are … Continue reading →

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Daydreamy

Posted on March 11, 2015 by joey

Veronica at Owl Wonder nominated me for The Daydreamer Award. “My paternal grandmother would be so proud,” I think, as I smirk and snort. The rules for The Daydreamer Award: 1. Thank the person who gave you the award. 2. Complete … Continue reading →

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Sensitive Everything, Sensitive Gut

Posted on March 8, 2015 by joey

“Is it ever a good time to get sick?” The Mister asks me. “Yes. Last week would have been a better week to get sick, thanks. Not a single important thing happened last week.” Last night before bed, I felt … Continue reading →

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Cletus the Dog Kitten

Posted on March 6, 2015 by joey

As many of you may remember, we adopted Cletus the Tuxedo kitten last summer. We did this in part because I thought it would be nice for our dog Sadie to have a little friend. Sadie had long been trying to … Continue reading →

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I’m So Opinionated — What if my husband could never remarry me?

Posted on March 5, 2015 by joey

The other day, I was talkin to my mother about how these people I know got divorced and are getting remarried — not to new people, but again to one another, and she said it happens more than people realize. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — They Really DO Listen!

Posted on March 4, 2015 by joey

Moo’s dresser drawers were overflowing due to lack of organization, so as she rummaged for the socks she wanted, she screamed out, “THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Don’t Fuck with My Pillows

Posted on February 27, 2015 by joey

On Monday, I was a victim of a great tragedy. I woke up with a crick in my neck and soon discovered I had been sleeping on The Mister’s pillows instead of my own. It was all very Princess and the … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Should I Name Him?

Posted on February 25, 2015 by joey

“There’s a strange little man living in my mascara tube.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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It Should be Perfectly Obvious

Posted on February 24, 2015 by joey

Some time ago, I saw a comedian talking about how going outside to play is utterly frightening once you reach adulthood. Something along the lines of ‘Imagine how scary it would be to wake up in the morning and leave … Continue reading →

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