In Conclusion, Rambly Jot

Oh, Go Jot Yourself!

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Sorry, I should never let my uterus speak for me.
At least I’m not pregnant. Or, you know, a man. *shudder*

Tuesday wasn’t bad.
After coffee at home, I had coffee at work. We have one of those wretched K things at work, and no surprise, it displeases me. Somehow the coffee comes out twice as acidic, half as rich, and extremely bitter. I dunno. No likey the thing. I discussed this with a friend over the weekend, and she not only told me what K coffees I like to drink at her house, but also gave me additional labels to sample.
I especially liked the Starbucks French Roast. Course, it’s not decaf, so just the one cup. I drank all five samples today. “No coffee, no workee.” I bought my mother a mug with that on it when I was a teenager. I looked — I couldn’t find that particular Boynton mug on Google, but I found this one for Ally Bean.

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At work, I drink my coffee and tea from a mug Big Boss Lady crafted with her own two hands. It’s quite nice. I keep thinking I’ll find a mug I want to take to work, because that seems like something I should do, cept it’ll have to be better than that mug. Hand-thrown and glazed, muted earthy color, nice deep handle… She considers it a reject because it’s cracked. I revel in this imperfection, as I have many cracks myself. I have a low-key attachment to the mug. I have always been this picky about coffee mugs.

I also eat oatmeal at work in the morning. In a yellow bowl. It’s not handmade, but I have an affection for it, because, well, it’s lello.
My coworker eats oatmeal every morning, too. Like my husband, he really only likes the brown kind. I like it too, but I like the red one as well, so I eat red so he can eat more brown. Do y’all have that? I mean, I know what the flavors are, but my family likes the brown oatmeal and the brown Pop-Tarts and the green cereal bars. *shrugs*
My husband also eats oatmeal at work every morning. Do any of you?
The Mister works for a huge multi-billion dollar corporation, so they don’t buy his oatmeal. I work at one of ‘five-locations’ and Big Boss Lady buys our oatmeal. Go figure.

 
I went out for lunch and the sun was out. I liked it. It felt meaningful. The cold wind has been cruel lately, and that warm sun on my face was a pleasant contrast. I ate homophobic chicken and a cup of coconut yogurt and raisins.

Later, I left work on time. I don’t know if you leave your work on time, but I bout never do. I arrive early and leave late. I have one of those dreadful work ethics people go on about. I hate leaving things unfinished and it seems the people who call right before closing are the sort of people who have stories to tell. Sometimes this elicits paperwork. But not this Tuesday!

I drove home IN THE DAYLIGHT and without incident.

Moo baked potatoes. My parents were civil engineers and we ate a lot of potatoes in the winter. Bakers. It stuck. I’m not sure there are baked potatoes big enough to not make me want to eat more of them, so I guess it’s good they’re filling.

Sassy, injured ankle and all, fell asleep on me after dinner.

Plenty of good things for a Tuesday.
None of them as good as slipping back into sleep with The Mister, another Tuesday put to bed.

This post concludes my Just Jot It January for 2018 — Thank you so much for joining me, and thank you to LindaGHill for hosting.

Let’s get over this hump and into doors and kittens, shall we?

 

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Near the End of Jotting

Jot!

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Good morning!

Look at me, pretending to be cheerful on a Tuesday. Go, me. Just because there are already good reasons not to like this day doesn’t mean it’s hopeless. There are many more reasons to like this day. It did start with snuggles and coffee. There could be other happy things lingering out there in the Tuesdayness.

I hope they find us.

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Jotting through January, realizing once Just Jot It January is over, I doubt I’ll choose to blog on Mondays. My Monday mornings would be better spent sipping more coffee and staring into nothing longer.

Off we go now.

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JusJoJan — 28

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This evening finds me with zero emails and this jambalaya.

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The Mister proclaimed, “Baby, this is fucking delicious!” so I reckon he likes it fine. He ought to. Three meats and heat. If I feed him a chocolate dessert, I’ll hit the trifecta.

Jambalaya’s not a complicated dish but I rarely make it. I kinda hate chopping. Can I confess that?
Yes, I have a food processor, a fancy one even, but honestly, I used it most when I made baby food, because when you make baby food, you want everything to be all obliterated to mush. I seldom use it now, because it is made of disappointment and you gotta wash the damn thing. Pulse, pulse, stir, pulse, stir, pulse, disassemble, scrape, reassemble, pulse, pulse, pulse, stir, pulse —

There are some kinds of chopping one needs to do the old-fashioned way.
For instance, well, pretty much everything that relies heavily on texture.
Food processors probably have good intentions.
Food Processor be like, “Oh you like I help you with bruschetta? You put olives in me. I chop for you.”
In reality, Food Processor be all, “Oops! Olive tapenade better.”

If you don’t cook that wasn’t funny. You should cook so we can laugh together more often.
I’m just sayin.

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Movement…
Initially, I thought about tossing and turning. I have to be just so when I sleep, and I flounder around the bed somethin fierce. The Mister patiently awaits the ritual’s end, bless him.
I also thought about walking, which I do lots of, but no, I mostly type.

You may recall, I like to type Septemeber and rememeber and although I type my name every damn day, I frequently type it like so:

Jolene MOttern
Backspace, backspace, backspace —
Is MO Mottern MO important?
It’s not MO-tern, by the way, no Oh about it. It’s completely Ah, which should be perfectly clear to all who eat Mott’s applesauce and take Motrin. Don’t even ask me how they get Motorin.
“Joelle Motorin?”
“Jolee Motrin?”
“Jolianne Mohern?”
All me.
I hardly need to do it to myself.

Also fun? Indianapolis, Indianapolis. Cause as when your car seems to know the most familiar path, your fingers may, too. Someone needs to throw up a stoplight for my fingers, because Indianapolis, Indiana will do. No double polis required, thank you Muscle Memory.

Furthermore, I grow increasingly incensed that phones and calculators are inverted. I go and go typing numbers, speedily clickety clackin along and then I pick up the phone and dial the wrong numbers. 1317 shoots out my fingertips as 7971 and all that is wrong, because in Indianapolis, Indianapolis the area code is 317. I dunno where the fuck it’s 971. So annoying — phones, or calculators. Which came first, hm? I hate that. That is dumb, dumb, dumb design. I have to LOOK at the phone to dial. These are real problems no one should have.

In conclusion, my name is not Jolene MOttern, I don’t live in Indianapolis, Indianapolis, and to reach me by phone, you should not dial 7971.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday — SoCS ‘movement’ and Just Jot It January are brought to you by LindaGHill, who keeps my fingers moving.

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This is NOT a Nice Lady Blog.

This post was inspired by possible commentary at Dorky Mom Doodles. I decided it wasn’t suitable comment fodder there, but y’all can handle it here. I mean, you’ve been warned and errrything.

At our last house, our laundry room was a place of passion.

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There were many reasons for this venue à la impromptu rendezvous, including, but not limited to:

Kids hate laundry rooms.
Childproof doorknob on one side, locking garage door on the other.
Close to the kitchen, where I am apparently at my most desirable.
Laundry appliances are loud and they bang. A lot.

Happy Friday Everyone!

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#ThursdayDoors — Completely Unreal

Just Jot It January and The Escapist Coloring Club,

meet ThursdayDoors!

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These fine doors come to you from a transitive location and are crafted from 100% authentic Crayola markers.

#ThursdayDoors is part of an inspired post series run by Norm Frampton. To see other doors of interest, or to share your own, click the link and find the frog.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Shots Fired

 

 

 

She said, “Hey! I need spellcheck so I can write hypocholesterolemia.”
I said, “You need spell check so you can write to, too, and two.”

This One-Liner Wednesday is my jot for JusJoJan

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I hate Tuesdays.
Yes, this one, too.
Yes, already.
I already have reasons to dislike this day.

I like y’all though.

I like the black olives in my lunch, too. I look forward to those.

I gotta go put on all my black clothes now. Maybe I should wear that black magician’s cape on Tuesdays…
Too much?
Yeah, prolly a lil over the top.

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JusJoJan — 22

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Friday night, I took the dog out and scooted through the snow. Warmer temps had begun to melt the snow some, making it airier. As I kicked it, it dusted my boots. I wore my barn jacket, flapping open, but probably didn’t need to. It was so much warmer, right around freezing. I relished scooting in the quiet moonlit world. I savored my contentment.

I’m taking my happiness into work early today. Getting a head start. Maybe it will make for a better Tuesday. If not, at least it’s supposed to snow again tomorrow.

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