Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sister Sistant

Posted on May 31, 2017 by joey

At the ripe ol age of six, Moo explained, “No, Mama, I don’t want Sassy to be my maid, I just want her to do everything for me. Like a sistent.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

Posted on May 24, 2017 by joey

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down. I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

Posted on May 17, 2017 by joey

  The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.” He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.” THIRTYISH?!? One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Drivin The Mister

Posted on May 10, 2017 by joey

The Mister braced himself for the speed of my driving, how he does. “Whatever. I’m an excellent driver,” I said. “Okay, Rainman,” The Mister retorted. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Elmo Pee

Posted on April 19, 2017 by joey

  When Sissy was wee and learning the alphabet song, it was — sing it with her now — “A B C D E F G, H I J K ELMO PEE, Q R S, T U V, W X, … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Did You?

Posted on April 5, 2017 by joey

A-Z Challenge D   After Little League practice, the coach asked the team, “Did you learn anything new here today?” Little Guy Gus, age 6, raised his hand and said, “Yes. I learned that I am the slowest one here.” … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — STEM Prep

Posted on March 29, 2017 by joey

Moo made her daddy a sammich last week. She did it with love and care. She told him, “I even deleted the seeds from your tomatoes.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Zoo

Posted on March 22, 2017 by joey

“How can you not want to go to South Africa? The pictures are incredible! It’s so beautiful! They have giraffes and penguins in the same place!” “So do we,” The Mister retorted. “I DON’T MEAN THE ZOO!”   One-Liner Wednesday … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Mixin Up Kisses

Posted on March 8, 2017 by joey

When I drop the kids off at school, I say, “Kiss my face!”   When The Mister drops the kids off at school, he says, “Pay the toll!” Or, what one morning, Moo referred to as, “Kiss the Troll!” One-Liner … Continue reading →

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