One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room.

The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?”

I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was sleepin, too…

Sassy and I shared a look of confusion before turning back to him, “What?!?”

“The ice cream sammich things.”

“Skinny Cows!” we shouted.

But now we shall call them Sleepy Cows.



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52 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

  1. loisajay says:

    sleepy cows, skinny cows….. what a riot!

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    “Sleepy Cows” I love that. I get those from our local soft serve place. I may just have to start calling them sleepy cows. I have to limit myself to one a night, because I could eat the entire box of six.

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  3. Way too many carbs – and low fat is controversial – but boy the marketing push! One of those has more than my carb limit for a day. Just call something ‘skinny’ and logic goes out the window.

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  4. I want a sleepy cow now.

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  5. “now we shall call them Sleepy Cows.”
    Well, you hafta! Indubitably.
    [That is the first time I made use of the word Indubitably. For the record, you realize. Also for the record, I’d be lost without spellcheck on that one!]

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    • joey says:

      I’ve never understood why we have both undoubtedly and indubitably, but I will admit indubitably sounds better somehow 🙂
      Obviously your spelling and word choice has earned you a Sleepy Cow — chocolate or vanilla?

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  6. marianallen says:

    SLEEPY COWS! I love ice cream sammiches, and now I love them EXTRA. 😀

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  7. Sleepy – skinny makes sense to me. I often feel much skinnier when I’ve been sleeping for days without eating.

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  8. LOL! That’s funny! My favorite is the cookies-n- cream ones.

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  9. pluviolover says:

    Oh, wow. I thought he was talking about the skinny cows laced with sleepy thingys, like melatonin and tryptophan…or THC…just sayin’…

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  10. So what exactly is that? Cream between biscuits or something like that.

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  11. Benson says:

    Too funny. Of course I have no idea what a Skinny Cow ice cream sammich is. To me the best ice cream sammich is a Klondike. Yum- Ice cream. I even like those old timey ones. Ice Cream

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  12. John Holton says:

    Mmmm… Skinny Cows.

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  13. bikerchick57 says:

    LOL! If you’re keeping a list of Misterisms, this would be a good one to add.

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  14. I love the way words and their meanings evolve amongst a group of creative people. Language is so dynamic! 🙂

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  15. Erika says:

    Haha! I want a sleepy cow, too. You should make your own and put a little something-something in them and make a legit Sleepy Cow 😉

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    • joey says:

      I had to read that several times to understand your meaning! OMG, I may be legit SLEEPY, lol!
      My first thought, I am not entrepreneurial and ambitious like that! My second thought, that’s a lotta bloody work! And then I was like, what did she mean, legit?!?
      OHHHHHH. der

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  16. JoAnna says:

    Getting here late, I was sleepy when I started reading this. Now, I’m hungry. I only have healthy food here. 😦 NO, wait. I just remembered….. gotta go to the frig! 🙂


  17. Ally Bean says:

    Hilarious. When I’m skinny I’m usually more sleepy because I’m eating less, so this makes perfect sense to me.

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  18. reocochran says:

    This made me chuckle!! 😀
    I would go through a few of these since I live alone, Joey!!

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  19. Mmmm…sleepy…skinny… either way that cow is delicious. 🙂

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  20. Names don’t matter when there’s ice cream sandwiches in the house. 🙂

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