Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — And a shelly is a baby what?

Posted on March 1, 2017 by joey

My given name is hard for the multitudes to pronounce, and my last name is hopeless, so when I must give a name for an order, I say, “Joey.” No, Jo is not acceptable. I will not respond to Jo. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — The Hot Box

Posted on February 8, 2017 by joey

Moo said, “I couldn’t hear you calling because I was next to the hot box.” Now we all call it the hot box. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Military Mental Health Screenings

Posted on January 25, 2017 by joey

    “You’re crazy,” I told The Mister. “No I’m not, I’ve been tested,” he quipped. “No you haven’t,” I corrected him, “They asked if you wanted to harm yourself or others AND YOU LIED.” He laughed and laughed, and … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Hehe! Thank you!

Posted on January 18, 2017 by joey

Excited to find the mailman late to collect from the post box, delighted to stay in my car when it was nine degrees, I rolled my window down and asked him, “Can you take this, too?” He smiled, “Ma’am, this is The … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Footbollocks

Posted on January 11, 2017 by joey

Me to Sassy: I love football. I wish football was on all day, every day, just like Will & Grace marathons. Sassy nodded and smiled. Moo: I hope you’re sarcasming, because I’ve had enough of football! Just Jot It January … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Growing Up

Posted on January 4, 2017 by joey

“What grade are you in now?” the dentist asked me twice a year, every year. He didn’t even pause when I replied, “Sixteenth.” “Growing up so fast!” He’d always say. A year after I’d finished college, when he asked me “What … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Well, He IS 23, so…

Posted on December 28, 2016 by joey

Sassy and Moo think Bubba is our favorite child because, I quote, “You treat him differently,” and “You treat him like an adult.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Hey! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

Posted on December 14, 2016 by joey

When Moo was wee, she sang “Oh what fun it is to disobey in a one-horse open slay-ay!” which I think we can all agree is such a Moo-like thing to sing. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Who’s to Say?

Posted on December 7, 2016 by joey

The Mister said, “We must the best parents ever. Our children never want to leave us…Or, they’re afraid if they leave us alone, we’ll make more of them.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Late Night Thoughts with Joey

Posted on November 30, 2016 by joey

“I cannot possibly be the first wife to wonder why I’m shoving foam into my ears instead of up his nose.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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