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One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll feed you first, and then you make me some poached eggs and toast.” We shook on it, but the dog never did make me breakfast. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Catiquette

Last night, Moo sat in my lap tellin me a story as Catticus stood at the other end of the sofa meowing. Eventually, Moo stopped her story to scold Catticus, “Shh, I’m talkin now!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Scaredy Cat

“If you wanna go to haunted houses, Daddy will hafta take you. That stuff scares me. I got scared at the children’s museum haunted house, and that’s for kids! The Snow White ride at Disney World scared Mama. That witch … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — I Could Live in a Snow Globe…

During one of the frequent family protests about the temperature of the house, Moo shouted at me, “You live like a polar bear!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Good God

“Y’all, someone on Freecycle is givin away ‘God clothes’. They’re mostly large shirts and 32/34 pants from Old Navy. You know, in case you wondered.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Says It Right, And How

“You need to have your ears flushed,” Moo told her father. “You smell the hibachi,” he replied. “What?!?” we all asked. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Beansprouts Bring the Noise

“In the middle of the night, I thought a train whistle woke me, but it was the sound of my bottom!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Technical Difficulties

“Someone’s faxing a phone number.” “Oh no, that’s me!” I rushed over and asked, “Could you tell from the sound it made?” “I heard someone try to answer it, so yes, technically, I could tell by the sound it made.” … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Morning Comes Early

“I’m awake. I can tell because I just yawned and squeaked. In a minute, I’ll stretch and pop.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sock Mates

Sassy likes to wear mismatched socks so I don’t match hers anymore. The other day when I asked Sassy to take her non-matching socks, she made a sad face and said, “Intersocks couples have rights, too.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you … Continue reading

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