Tag Archives: Sassy

I Am Not a Weeble

Posted on July 7, 2017 by joey

Kinda wanted a cocktail with my linner. “Maybe I should wait til I get some food in there,” I said. The Mister encouraged me to cocktail, as he often does, cause who doesn’t prefer a more relaxed Joey? He likes … Continue reading →

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You Waited: Weird Week’s Longest Post

Posted on June 30, 2017 by joey

My apologies, but this week’s funnies are completely ineligible for blogland. More than half of them were just plain mean. Oh, the gossip stories I could tell you over mojitos on the porch, but not here. *shakes head subtly* The … Continue reading →

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Sunday Evening News

Posted on June 25, 2017 by joey

Where to begin… At the beginning? Who can determine a beginning? Everything always leads back to something else. Sassy’s four friends were here for what must have been weeks, but it probably only seems that way because the sun’s up … Continue reading →

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Plant People

Posted on June 23, 2017 by joey

Today’s high is only 77°F (25°C). In fact, it looks like the seventies are stayin on a while. The way most people are happy about warm winter days, I’m always happy for cold fronts in summer, cause a bitch can … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Sign(s)

Posted on June 17, 2017 by joey

I got the song stuck in my head, ya know, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply…” I am a long-haired freaky person and I already have a job, so that’s cool, whatever, but you shouldn’t be like that, man. I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

Posted on June 14, 2017 by joey

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joey

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading →

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Share Your World — June 5, 2017

Posted on June 5, 2017 by joey

What’s your strongest sense? Intuition? Feeling? My eyes are going. My ears aren’t as sharp, especially over the phone. I have a great palate and super sensitive nose. Still, I think it must be feeling. INFJ and all.   Which of Snow … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sister Sistant

Posted on May 31, 2017 by joey

At the ripe ol age of six, Moo explained, “No, Mama, I don’t want Sassy to be my maid, I just want her to do everything for me. Like a sistent.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World — May 29, 2017

Posted on May 29, 2017 by joey

What is the most famous landmark or building you have ever seen? I don’t know which things are most famous. I easily think of those I haven’t seen. Like Cee, I’ve seen Seattle’s Space Needle, but is Montreal Tower more famous? … Continue reading →

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