One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t in the Books!

“You mean you have to burp them every single time they eat?!?” — Incredulous me, to my mother, four days after Sassy’s birth

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13 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t in the Books!

  1. And then you found out about changing diapers?

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  2. swo8 says:

    They don’t do very much to prepare new mothers in child care. This is when your mother (grandmother) becomes indispensable.
    Leslie

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  3. LindaGHill says:

    …and then you found out why you needed so many damned blankies…? hehe

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  4. pambrittain says:

    She’ll only burp good if you have your best clothes on.

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  5. Deborah says:

    I had a baby brother when I was 12. That’s another way to pick up a few tips. And then I ended up getting babysitting jobs with babies later on because, well, I could. 🙂 What a great one-liner! 🙂

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