One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words

Posted on September 16, 2015 by joey

When Moo was seven, she carried a cantaloupe into the living room and asked me to make her some cattermelon.

cantaloupe

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19 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words

  2. Benson says:
    September 16, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    Pretty good,pretty darn good.

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  3. Dan Antion says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:00 AM

    That’s so cute 🙂

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  4. LindaGHill says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    Ooooohh!
    Now I want some cattermelon.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. siriusbizinus says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:03 AM

    Brilliant.

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  6. abirdman says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:05 AM

    I loved that kid age, where they’re learning things so fast they just stretch out the language to fit it.

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  7. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    Sometimes, the best words are the ones we invent! 🙂

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  8. dalecooper57 says:
    September 16, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    Two penguins.
    One says “It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”
    The other one says “Maybe I am.”

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  9. mewhoami says:
    September 16, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    Haha! That is too funny!

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  10. Anxious Mom says:
    September 16, 2015 at 1:37 PM

    Bless her, that’s so cute!

    Liked by 2 people

  11. robertmgoldstein says:
    September 16, 2015 at 1:47 PM

    I love a good cringe worthy pun…:)

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  12. edwinasepisodes says:
    September 16, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Oh what a great one-liner, Love the cartoon too,! 🙂

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  14. reocochran says:
    September 16, 2015 at 11:15 PM

    Out of the mouths of youngsters, Joey, comes the cutest stuff ever!! Big 🙂 🙂
    Now, I am wondering did she want a slice or a half?

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  15. La Sabrosona says:
    September 17, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Yep that’s about right. My 6-year-old comes up with some doozies. I wish they came with a glossary sometimes 😉

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  16. Prajakta says:
    September 18, 2015 at 1:00 AM

    Ha ha! Precious 🙂

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