One-Liner Wednesday — Sassy Can Has Cheezburger

After my last doorscursion, I swiped through my phone to show Sassy my collection.
*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”*swipe* “Door.”


She said, “When I’m your age, Imma swipe through my phone like ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.’ *swipe* ‘Cheeseburger.'”

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18 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Sassy Can Has Cheezburger

  1. Ally Bean says:

    We all dream, don’t we? 🙂

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    Come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea.

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  3. baldjake70 says:

    Oh Sassy! You so funny!

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  4. Benson says:

    A laudable goal indeed.

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  5. She knows what matters to her. ☺ Have to respect that.

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  6. Norm 2.0 says:

    Chocolate would be cool too 🙂

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  7. I like the doors, but cheeseburgers sound pretty good.

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  8. meANXIETYme says:

    At least she has her priorities in order.

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  9. Luanne says:

    Hah, she’s probably right, too.

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  10. orbthefirst says:

    Hahaha Shes adorable.

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  11. Sassy is such a cutie! Cheeseburgers…..:)

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  12. garym6059 says:

    Sassy might be on to something.

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  13. Nancy says:

    Well, she has a goal in life. That’s the important thing. 😉

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  14. Deb says:

    Lol! 🙂

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  15. LindaGHill says:

    Cheeseburgers are, after all, much tastier to look at than doors…

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  16. reocochran says:

    Sassy is like all your children of varied ages, unique and “her own person.” We used this, when I was in high school, as a person with substance. 🙂 (Not of substance abuse even during the 70’s, we valued originality!) Hugs!


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