One-Liner Wednesday — Envy

Posted on March 16, 2016 by joey

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“If you fucking nap, I swear to fucking God, I will get up and fucking rack you,” I said sweetly to The Mister.

This One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill and the three hours of sleep I’d had on Monday night.

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31 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Envy

  1. Dan Antion says:
    March 16, 2016 at 9:55 AM

    OOOOO-kay, no nap today.

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  3. vanbytheriver says:
    March 16, 2016 at 10:10 AM

    Some day, you’ll be able to nap, and it will be glorious. ☺

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    • baldjake70 says:
      March 16, 2016 at 10:22 AM

      Like she did the day before that picture. Like she got to sleep in this morning. Don’t let her kid you. It just so happened that we had been up late the previous evening, and she got next to no sleep, we were going to a friends in the evening, and was not about to let me indulge in a innocent little catnap.

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  4. dalecooper57 says:
    March 16, 2016 at 10:15 AM

    “rack”?
    There are many definitions of this word, but none of them fit my understanding of what I can only guess is a punishment of some kind. (unless having a large pair of fake breasts strapped to you is considered suitably punishing over there).

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  5. mltrautz@yahoo.com says:
    March 16, 2016 at 10:54 AM

    Very descriptive. I think I will stay away from you when you don’t get enough sleep!

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  6. bikerchick57 says:
    March 16, 2016 at 11:14 AM

    Remind me never to get on your bad side…

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  7. meANXIETYme says:
    March 16, 2016 at 12:11 PM

    OMG I know the feeling. Hub can crash any time of the day without consequence (and he can drop off at the snap of your fingers), but I can’t nap during the day. I feel your pain, Joey!

    And also, HOW DARE THE MISTER COME HERE AND DEFEND HIMSELF? hahahaha

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  8. Benson says:
    March 16, 2016 at 3:33 PM

    Tough lady. The mister may want to try being a bit sneaky about his naps. That is akin to eating an eclair while your partner is on a diet. Bad form and possibly dangerous. I hope you all sleep well tonight.

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  9. La Sabrosona says:
    March 16, 2016 at 4:14 PM

    I just figured out baldjake is The Mister. I feel so behind on the times. I blame it on the fact that my craving for unhealthy munchies yesterday still haven’t been satisfied. Sleep, however, is a smidgen more important than chocolate.

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  10. LindaGHill says:
    March 16, 2016 at 10:09 PM

    He’s lucky you’re so sweet. 😀

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  11. jhoudephotography says:
    March 17, 2016 at 8:19 AM

    Oh, so softly spoken!
    🙂

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  12. Anxious Mom says:
    March 17, 2016 at 2:29 PM

    Have you ever considered prison inmate as a future career choice?

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  13. Annette says:
    March 19, 2016 at 8:18 PM

    Hahaha love it! Did he fucking nap?

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