One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

“Daddy’s asleepย on my leg and I can’t move!”
I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.”

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2012

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32 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

  1. Dan Antion says:

    Our dog’s head weighs more than her body when she curls up on my feet. She’s not arrogant, I might have to substitute a different word, but I like that.

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  2. Benson says:

    Good one. Gotta’ work that in sometime.

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  3. Tony Burgess says:

    Arrogance does weigh more definitely.

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  4. That’s a great line. I might just have to steal it some day. โ˜บ

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  5. Anxious Mom says:

    Haha! Maybe that would explain for Sam’s basketball head.

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  6. Norm 2.0 says:

    BaBAM and….Burn!
    ‘scuse me while I go fetch the popcorn, waiting for the fall-out from the sure-to-follow witty retort :-p

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  7. marianallen says:

    BWAAA-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa! ~wipes tears of laughter from eyes~ It just doesn’t get any better than that.

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  8. La Sabrosona says:

    Lol! That’s awesome. Oh btw, I was thinking having a ‘maxi pad warning’ would be good, as in how much trickleage your post would cause. And do men have this problem I wonder? Dear men, do you trickle when you laugh?

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    • joey says:

      LOL! “POISE PAD ALERT! POISE PAD ALERT!” Prolly not, since they can’t be bothered to carry the babies ๐Ÿ˜‰ Sorry, I didn’t know it was THAT funny ๐Ÿ˜› And thanks!

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      • La Sabrosona says:

        Excelente! I like that alert. Yeah the baby thing and their urethra doesn’t allow for that kind of humiliation. Trickleage and boob sweat. Two of my not favourite things xD

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  9. jan says:

    Such a sweet picture!

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  10. John Holton says:

    Jan took the words right out of my mouth. Thank your husband for his service for me.

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  11. LindaGHill says:

    Ha! I’ll have to remember that one, next time someone gets big-headed.

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  12. That “Arrogance” line is just brilliant ๐Ÿ™‚

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