Monthly Archives: September 2016

If a Tree Fell in His Yard, Would a Man Even See It?

Posted on September 30, 2016 by joey

You may recall we had some inclement weather about a month ago? Well, if you don’t, lemme tell you, IT WAS A TORNADO. I heard the tornado and so did my neighbors and one of them even saw it. Unfortunately, no … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — The Scottish Rite Cathedral

Posted on September 29, 2016 by joey

Sometimes when you’re trying to get the entire facade of a building, it’s difficult. The advice has been to stand on the other side of the street.   I stood on the other side of the street. But still, no. I … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Beansprouts Bring the Noise

Posted on September 28, 2016 by joey

“In the middle of the night, I thought a train whistle woke me, but it was the sound of my bottom!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Truth is Golden? No, Wait, That’s Silence.

Posted on September 27, 2016 by joey

Per my promotion of Craig Boyack’s latest work, when I wrote that I was a bad person for not writing about what I read, I thought I’d offer you my explanation. You can call it an excuse, but I’d call … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #39

Posted on September 26, 2016 by joey

A class you wish you would have taken? I wish I’d had the math to keep going in genetics. I’d still like to take a pastry class. Favorite comic figure and why? Comics aren’t my thing, but I do love … Continue reading →

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SoCS — And Now This?!

Posted on September 24, 2016 by joey

Moo recently discovered that the local elementary school, the girls’ former elementary school, no longer allows walkers. Even the kids whose homes are literally across the street. No matter how close, no walking! I imagine this has to do with … Continue reading →

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Dutiful Wife

Posted on September 23, 2016 by joey

This is the story of how my day was ruined by the mysterious disappearance of my navy blue pants. Nothing quite so tragic had befallen me since The Pillow Incident of 2015. We were about to go away for our annual … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — Update on The Big Blue House

Posted on September 22, 2016 by joey

For those of you who are regular visitors, you should be familiar with The Big Blue House. For those of you who don’t know, The Big Blue House is a house that belonged in The Mister’s family for a long, … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Cute Sex Story

Posted on September 21, 2016 by joey

     At age five, Little Moo pointed to the word sex in her animal Eyewitness book and proclaimed, “I know about sex!” I said, “Oh yeah?” She shouted out proudly, “My sex is female!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading →

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The Presence of a Man

Posted on September 20, 2016 by joey

On Saturday, I dropped Sassy off at the American Legion Mall, “Are those your people?” “Yes.” “Get out, vite! vite!” I put the hazards on and double parked to let her out, and then I drove around to find a … Continue reading →

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