SoCS — Pretty, Was It?

(Could also be titled, Why I Never Blog First Thing in the Morning or I Done Told You I am Not a Morning Person.)

Pretty sure everyone in this house should be up making me coffee and baking me cake right now.

The wee ones have a party at two, and we have to shop for the gifts before, which means I had to set a stupidΒ alarm on my Saturday birthday, which everyone thought was soooo funny last night.
“Gawd Joey, it’s at two. How much sleep do you need?”



Well I’ll have you know when my alarm went off at 11 whatever, NONE OF THEM WERE UP. Pfffft. I ranted in the hall.



It’s really too bad the prompt is pretty. Pretty is as pretty does and well —

I’d do much better with petty. Petty pity party poo.

Imma sit here mad at the world for about 15 more minutes. Sit here and mope into the coffee I made my damn self. Then I’ll go get pretty. Maybe a more pleasant disposition is hiding in my shampoo bottle.

SoCS ‘pretty’ is brought to you by LindaGHill



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31 Responses to SoCS — Pretty, Was It?

  1. orbthefirst says:

    Happy Birthday Joey πŸ™‚

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    Happy Birthday pretty lady.

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  3. Ha! Happy birthday dear Joey. I hope it turns out to be pretty damn good for you.

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  4. Victo Dolore says:

    Happy birthday!!!!! I am so sorry your family didn’t even make you coffee. They should be ashamed. πŸ˜‰

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  5. jan says:

    Happy Birthday ! Sounds like you’ll be doing most of the work. Maybe you can sleep in tomorrow morning.

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  6. reocochran says:

    Happy, joyful celebration of your birthday, Joey. xoπŸŽ‚
    Oh, I couldn’t round up good cup of coffee in the emoji’s, so I will send you one Special Delivery!! ❀

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  7. Phil Taylor says:

    Happy Birthday Joey!

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  8. ghostmmnc says:

    Happy Birthday, Joey! Hope the day has gotten better as it went along. My birthday was the 23rd, and I had to make my own coffee, too. I didn’t get a cake or even a cupcake, either.

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  9. JoAnna says:

    So you’re a sagittarius, too?! I don’t know if you’ll think this is funny or just weird, but it’s what I got: πŸ™‚

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  10. Benson says:

    Well Happy Birthday. It is scandalous that your family did not have coffee and cake ready for you. I mean 11 isn’t exactly the crack of dawn. Happy belated, since it is now Sunday, Birthday.


  11. Joanne Sisco says:

    Happy, happy birthday weekend!! I say forget everyone else, and simply make Joey happy πŸ™‚

    {in a sing-song-y voice} petty pity party poo …. yep, I’m going to be humming that all day πŸ˜‰

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  12. Sounds like something that could have happened in our house years ago, except that I would have been up early, waiting for everyone else. Hope it was a happy birthday anyway, Joey.


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  13. Anxious Mom says:

    I hope you got more rest into Day 2 of your birthday weekend!

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