Tag Archives: Bubba

Because I’m the Teacher

Posted on January 16, 2014 by joey

My husband went back to school this week. There is a vast chasm between knowledge and teaching. I am a natural teacher. On top of that, I am a trained teacher. Helping with homework is my gig. I am the … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged Bubba, college, Moo, parenting, Sassy, Sissy, teaching, The Mister | 19 Comments

We’re All So Wretched

Posted on December 25, 2013 by joey

The Mister and I are terrible parents on Christmas. Really, we’re the worst. First of all, Santa doesn’t come to our house. We boycott Santa. We do our best not to lie to, or disillusion our children about anything. We … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged Bubba, EvDaDaDec, happiness, home, lifestyle, Moo, Sassy, Sissy, The Mister | 11 Comments

Put Yer Hand Clothes On

Posted on December 24, 2013 by joey

During the seven years I lived in Georgia, it snowed once. It was a random Friday in February. The Mister was deployed, the kids and I were out shopping. Moo kept coming over to us, declaring that it was snowing. … Continue reading →

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Dogs Don’t Need Porn

Posted on May 17, 2013 by joey

Until I moved to Georgia, I’d gone to the same vet all my life. That’s why it came as such a surprise when I accidentally took my dog to the porn shop at seven o’clock in the morning. You’d think … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged Beauty Queen, Bubba, directions, grandma, Sissy | 14 Comments

On Aunting

Posted on April 20, 2013 by joey

Today, we had a visit from my oldest nephew, Simon. (We’ll call him Simon, because that’s totally not his name.) He’s one of my most favorite people. Our relationship is based on coffee. When Simon was small he would wait … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged Bubba, coffee, Moo, Sassy, Simon | 2 Comments

Every Birth is a Miracle; The Pregnancy, Not So Much

Posted on February 22, 2013 by joey

I have a few pregnant friends right now. It makes me happy. That I’m not pregnant. I’m happy for them. I’m even excited at times. But I’m glad it’s behind me. *knocks wood* It took us three years to achieve … Continue reading →

Posted in Personally | Tagged Bubba, C-esctions, Irish twins, kids, mental-health, mild anemia, Moo, opinions, parenting, pregnancy, Sassy, Sissy | Comments Off

26 Random Things About Me

Posted on February 7, 2013 by joey

1. My birthday is November 26. 2. I believe in numerology and despite my fear of and ineptitude with math, I believe numbers are codes for everything. For instance, name-wise, my entire family consists of only 5’s, 6’s, 7’s and 8’s. … Continue reading →