Tag Archives: Moo

Baby Food

Posted on October 7, 2016 by joey

For as long as Moo has been eating table food, I’ve admonished the other children, “Don’t take food from the baby!” Little Moo was underweight, so this “Don’t take food from the baby!” phrase had been well, crucial. I had enough trouble … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Says It Right, And How

Posted on October 5, 2016 by joey

“You need to have your ears flushed,” Moo told her father. “You smell the hibachi,” he replied. “What?!?” we all asked. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Share Your World #39

Posted on September 26, 2016 by joey

A class you wish you would have taken? I wish I’d had the math to keep going in genetics. I’d still like to take a pastry class. Favorite comic figure and why? Comics aren’t my thing, but I do love … Continue reading →

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SoCS — And Now This?!

Posted on September 24, 2016 by joey

Moo recently discovered that the local elementary school, the girls’ former elementary school, no longer allows walkers. Even the kids whose homes are literally across the street. No matter how close, no walking! I imagine this has to do with … Continue reading →

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Dutiful Wife

Posted on September 23, 2016 by joey

This is the story of how my day was ruined by the mysterious disappearance of my navy blue pants. Nothing quite so tragic had befallen me since The Pillow Incident of 2015. We were about to go away for our annual … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Cute Sex Story

Posted on September 21, 2016 by joey

     At age five, Little Moo pointed to the word sex in her animal Eyewitness book and proclaimed, “I know about sex!” I said, “Oh yeah?” She shouted out proudly, “My sex is female!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #38

Posted on September 19, 2016 by joey

Are you a hugger or a non-hugger? I am a hugger.  I’m a kisser, too.   What is your least favorite Candy? Those surprise jelly beans that taste like vomit and rotten melons fed to me by Beauty Queen’s oldest. … Continue reading →

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Kitchen Crimes and Trash Talk

Posted on September 9, 2016 by joey

Once this tweet was posted, a follower felt the need to tell me about how his mother taught her sons to cook and clean and how men should do this and children should do that and yadda yadda — three whole @s he … Continue reading →

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Share Your World #35

Posted on August 29, 2016 by joey

List 2 things you have to be happy about? I woke up today and the air-conditioning still works.   If you could take a photograph, paint a picture or write a story of any place in the world, what and where … Continue reading →

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I’m Not in Kansas Anymore

Posted on August 26, 2016 by joey

I used to ignore my weather app. It was always wrong. The Mister would say things like, “It’s gonna get down to 58 tonight!” and I’d be all, “Really? My phone says 74.” Then I’d look on the computer and … Continue reading →

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