Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Gentleman Cat

Posted on November 11, 2015 by joey

“I’m sure if Catticus could speak English, he would never end his sentences with prepositions.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Clash of Generations

Posted on November 4, 2015 by joey

When we stopped at the light, I said to Sassy, “I see you are not rocking the casbah.” She cried out, “I cannot rock the casbah, I don’t even know what a casbah is!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Egg Sweat

Posted on October 28, 2015 by joey

Moo said the eggs were wet with exhaustion, so she put them in the fridge to chill. One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Temptation

Posted on October 21, 2015 by joey

“I’m a child. I could not resist the temptation,” Sassy lamented. i don’t think we ever outgrow that feeling, do we? One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Censorship

Posted on October 7, 2015 by joey

When presented with objection to my children listening to certain songs, I said, “If Moo announces her presence by sayin, ‘Yo motherfuckers, what’s up?’ then I may consider censorship.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t a Sneeze!

Posted on September 30, 2015 by joey

I turned to Sassy to ask what was with all the sloshing noise, “Is Moo doin dishes or givin herself a sink bath?!” “I dunno.” Sassy sighed and then tilted her head back and barked as loudly as she could, “Moo-Mae!” “Bless … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Strange Wisdom

Posted on September 23, 2015 by joey

When The Mister and I were gettin serious, I asked my friend Mick if he thought I’d do a good job raising children that weren’t my own. He asked me, “Can you make a delicious baked potato if you’re not … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words

Posted on September 16, 2015 by joey

When Moo was seven, she carried a cantaloupe into the living room and asked me to make her some cattermelon. One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Oh, The Ickiness of Average

Posted on September 9, 2015 by joey

I said to Sassy, “Had I censored your reading, you would not be the student you are now.” “I know, right? I’d be…” she shuddered, “Average.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Don’t Argue with Papa

Posted on September 2, 2015 by joey

The little boy said he wanted to play soccer. His father told him that soccer was unAmerican, and he should want to play a real sport, like football. My dad looked up from his paper to say, “Soccer is the … Continue reading →

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