Tag Archives: rant

I Like Knobs

Posted on January 12, 2014 by joey

I have a specific preference for knobs and buttons and dials. While plenty of gadgets are spectacular, with their digital LED displays and their touchscreens, some things just need to be poked, or rather, I just need to poke them. … Continue reading →

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Things I Don’t Miss about Georgia

Posted on December 23, 2013 by joey

1. It was hot, almost all the time, a good three hundred days of the year. What people commonly refer to as “golf weather.” What I commonly refer to as “hotter than Hades.” 2. It was tropically humid about two … Continue reading →

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That Ain’t Right

Posted on November 13, 2013 by joey

I’m going to speak badly of people now. (Well, write — not write badly — but you know.) I like to do that from time to time, just to make sure the people who follow this blog remember that it’s … Continue reading →

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Rebel Bread

Posted on October 14, 2013 by joey

“Instant vanilla pudding mix? What the fuck?! You cannot be serious!” These are the words that I yelled to no one in particular while I was making Amish Friendship Bread last night. Since when does it call for vanilla pudding … Continue reading →

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Why Parents Can’t Have Nice Things

Posted on September 27, 2013 by joey

The Mister and I enjoyed a plate of chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. There are four left. They are the crunchy-edged, undesirable cookies. We’ll let the girls eat those when they get home from school BECAUSE THEY ARE WHY WE … Continue reading →

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How to Shoot your House

Posted on July 10, 2013 by joey

I can’t keep up with my blog. Or my laundry. Or my nails…Because, house hunting. So, at the risk of being totally lame, I decided I could rant blog about house hunting, even if my nails are now deadly weapons … Continue reading →

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It’s Not Customer Service, It’s Just Some Guacamole

Posted on February 19, 2013 by joey

Have y’all noticed how hard it is to get anyone to do their job? It’s another sign of my age, I’m sure, but I remember learning a skill set we usta call customer service.   Y’all remember customer service? It … Continue reading →

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Don’t Like It Like That

Posted on February 12, 2013 by joey

You know how people keep sayin there needs to be a Dislike button on the Facebook?  Yeah, no, I don’t think so.  People can’t even manage to use the Like button appropriately. Tell me I’m wrong. So you’re scrollin, and … Continue reading →

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I Rant from Time to Time

Posted on February 6, 2013 by joey

http://www.humanevents.com/2012/05/07/missing-400-purse-holding-800-cash-plus-food-stamp-cards/ My friend Brown Eyes LuLu posted the article, which led to an argument, which inspired this post. My response to the article came out as a furious rant on my Facebook status.  It went a lil somethin like this: … Continue reading →

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