EvDaDaDec, The Finale

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Welcome to the last post of blogging Every Damn Day December!

*jumps up and down with excitement*
*runs to the stage*
*boobs spill out of ball gown*
*curls fall out of bun*
*sweats and glows red under stage lights*

Thank you so much!
First of all, I would like to thank coffee, soda, cigarettes, and of course, my beloved laptop.
*wells up*
Without the daily love and support of this laptop, none of my EvDaDaDec posts would have been possible.

*blows nose into a wad of Puff’s Plus, which are ever-so-not-discreetly tucked into the clutch she never zips up*

What? I’m old! I take my handbag EVERYWHERE.

There were times when I just didn’t think I would see the end of December, or when I didn’t think I’d pull through, but I made it!

Wait! Wait!

I hafta take a moment to thank my ten dedicated commentators, who stayed with me til the end, even through the tedious blogs that they really could have done without. Your devotion is a treasure.

I’d like to thank the 93 people who’ve liked my Facebook page.

I’ve got to thank the thousands of people who quietly read these posts and, on average, the 30 people who share them. Whoever you people are, thanks so much! I truly appreciate your loyalty and free promotion.

I’d also like to thank the guy who starred six of my posts in less than 5 seconds, because without liars like that, my blog would have a much smaller following.

My heart is so full of gratitude!

But wait, there’s more!

I am the new recipient of a 7-quart Dutch oven, a CD, and a box of cordial cherries! Can you think of a better reward for blogging Every Damn Day December?

I think the best reward might be to take a few days off…maybe paint my nails…maybe eat a meal with utensils…But first, let’s get a little tipsy!

Goodbye, EvDaDaDec! I will always love you!

*blows kisses*
*reveals bare feet under ball gown*

About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl
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8 Responses to EvDaDaDec, The Finale

  1. words4jp says:

    Congrats !!!! A Dutch oven – what will the first dish cooked?? By the way – you can always hide some extra hankies in your cleavage;)

    Happy New Years!!!!!!! Cheers!!!!!

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  2. meANXIETYme says:

    I seriously thought the tissues were going to go in the cleavage, too! Bwahaha!
    I enjoyed your EvDaDaDec. What will I do without a blog from you every day? Waaah.
    Also, Happy New Year’s to you and yours. Be safe, drink lots of booze, and have fun with your time off. But don’t take too much time off!

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  3. Sherry says:

    hehe, have a great new year Joey….you’re heading into happiness by the barrel.

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  4. now the dutch oven and cherries comment in FB makes sense! Well done, and much better than a crown and a trophy 😀

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