On a warm May day in 2006, I met my in-laws for lunch.
I recall this day extremely well, because it was a strange day.
Very strange indeed…
I played the game of Two Truths and a Lie with my in-laws when I got to the restaurant.
“You will never believe me when I tell you what all I saw on the way here, but let’s see if you can guess. I will tell you three things I saw on the way and you tell me which one is a lie.
1) I passed the park where a toddler boy ran away from his parents — he was naked as a jaybird!
2) I drove by a man who was walkin on the side of the road. He wore only jeans and a snake around his neck!
3) Then when I stopped at the stop sign, I was behind two topless girls makin out in the back of the pick-up truck in front of me!
Can you guess which is the lie?”
They guessed and I gave them the answer.
Would you care to play? I’ll give you the answer tomorrow, no lie.