One-Liner Wednesday — “I’m Not That Kinda Girl”

“Except whenย you drinkย tequila. Then you’re a lotta kinda girls,” replied The Mister.

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24 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — “I’m Not That Kinda Girl”

  1. orbthefirst says:

    Thats some funny stuff, right there ๐Ÿ˜›

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  2. Dan Antion says:

    He has a sharp wit, that mister of yours – ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Benson says:

    Ah tequila. As the song says. “Tequila makes my clothes fall off.”

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  4. Prior-01 says:

    Great line and laughing pretty good! I brought some black salt to psych class last week for students to try – and I usually bring lemons (long story on how that started) but trader joes had tons of likes and so that day it was likes – and sometimes we talk health so I threw in the black salt (got it from marshals) and so during an activity folks had lime wedges and then someone bright around the salt grinder with the black salt.
    one of the students (some are older in this class) well this older one was tasting it and then looked at me and asked (cautiously and rather conservative) would this, um, work for margaritas???
    Long pause in whole class
    (Like everyone was looking at me to see if mentioning alcohol was ok – or who knows cos I did once lecture about buzzed driving is drunk driving)
    So after the pause – I said “of course- it would be a good convo starter…”
    And the class resumed their activity and tasting –
    But you know Joey – I had to laugh because who brings lime wedges and salt to a class for sampling?
    And then how could somebody “not” think of a margarita – what the heck! Lol
    Anyhow – this photo is super cool

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  5. Prior-01 says:

    *trader joes had tones of “limes”

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  6. Ha…good one. Real. โ˜บ

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  7. ๐Ÿ™‚ Aren’t we all? ๐Ÿ˜›

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  8. jan says:

    i’m a lotta kinda gal too! With or without tequila .

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  9. Norm 2.0 says:

    Funny fella ๐Ÿ˜€

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  10. Take enough shots, and you can be a whole lot of boys, too.

    Working in a bar for awhile I saw the same thing in opposite direction with guys. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. LindaGHill says:

    You too, eh? We’ve totally gotta go drinking one day. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  12. dalecooper57 says:

    …and then there’s Mescal, that’s a whole different ball game.

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  13. Haha! The mister is a funny guy. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  14. garym6059 says:

    So does the mister sit back and sing “Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night?”

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  15. Anxious Mom says:

    Hahaha! That’s a good one.

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  16. Prajakta says:

    Tequila ๐Ÿ˜€ Always!

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