Like Bunnies From A Hat

Here we are, finally Friday. How is it that time is supposedly constant and yet it moves in a blur or we’re cruelly dragged along for every second’s tick?

In our house, this “week” encapsulated no fewer than forty days. There are blurs and absolutes, not on our roller coaster, but in our infinite elevator.

This past Sunday, when I was much younger, I met Mentor for lunch. Then I went home and had a nice, relaxing evening with my family.

After that, oodles of things happened. I’m tellin you, we’ll talk about it next year. It will take me that long to process and edit. Right now, it would be unlimited prose. You’d be holding my hair back, word vomit all on your shoes, and you’d be like, “Oh My God, Joey, What IS Happening?!”

I dunno, but I can tell you this much, as I’m wont to do several times a year:

The Universe/God/Providence works in mysterious ways.

Divine Intervention. A Master Plan. Magic and shit.


Unbelievable, unfathomable. Every time it happens, I have trouble believing it’s actually happening, but it’s just fuckin true. For me. It’s true for others as well, but maybe not for you. You, sweet fresh soul, maybe live in a literal, logical world without any trace of make-believe and so you say things like, “What a coincidence!”

Nah. I ain’t buyin it.

Imma wish magical things for you like bunnies from a hat!


Happy Friday Everyone!

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Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl
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43 Responses to Like Bunnies From A Hat

  1. Carrie Rubin says:

    I like to say, β€œRejection is God’s protection,” because usually something better is on the way!

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  2. Ally Bean says:

    I have no idea what you’re talking about here, but I hope you have a happy weekend.

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  3. You sound much better, so it must be good. We’ll settle for that until/if you feel like writing more.

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  4. Luanne says:

    Here’s to magic.

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  5. JT Twissel says:

    I’m not sure I want bunnies in my hat but thank you! Have a great weekend – you deserve it.

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  6. ghostmmnc says:

    I like bunny rabbits. We used to have a pet rabbit. Happy Friday and weekend! πŸ™‚

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  7. I may not be following the conversation except to guess you are either pregnant or have the stomach flu, but I’m still following ‘you.’ πŸ™‚

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  8. Dan Antion says:

    “logical world without any trace of make-believe…” Are you kidding – I work in IT, it’s all make-believe, just look at my status reports.

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  9. marianallen says:

    *hopping like a bunny rabbit because Joey is happy* Weird shit happens ALLATIME. Sometimes awful, but usually awesome. πŸ™‚

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  10. bikerchick57 says:

    I’m wishing you forever magical beans, rainbows, unicorns and divine intervention, Joey…but let’s leave “shit” out of it, okay? :-p

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  11. Prajakta says:

    Now I am really curious as to what happened πŸ™‚ Just sit back and enjoy the flow. Happy weekend Joey!

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  12. loisajay says:

    Oh, bunnies…yes, please. Parker needs a bunny…..buddy. Have a great weekend, Joey.

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  13. LindaGHill says:

    I needs some bunnies out of hats, so thank you. πŸ™‚ Happy rest of Friday, my dear. ❀

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  14. I believe in magic and Angels popping up just when ya need em! Yep, that’s happened…more than once!

    I hope all this magic that happened this week was happy, silly, amazing, and….MAGIC! Can’t wait to hear what happened!

    Hope you have a wonderful week-end!

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  15. Anxious Mom says:

    So long as it’s magician bunnies and not Lenny’s bunnies.

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  16. Benson says:

    I don’t believe in coincidence nor do I believe in happenstance. I do believe in magical events and to a lesser degree karma. It is that whole God closing a door and opening a window thing. I am Happy for You and hope your whole weekend is great.

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  17. Joanne Sisco says:

    All this talk about bunnies and magic, make-believe and serendipity on this gray rainy Saturday morning makes me smile – content in the knowledge that it will be a mighty fine day 🐰
    Happy Weekend, Joey! πŸŒˆπŸ¦„

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  18. markbialczak says:

    Yes, I so agree, Joey, that our world works in strange ways! Good fortunes to you taking it all in and making it yours.

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  19. Amy says:

    How awesome Joey!!! So excited that magical things are happening. I just read a post by someone on IG saying that 5 years ago they thought “trust the universe” was BS, but after things happened, aligned…etc. they now know that it is REAL! I feel so happy now…thanks for sharing happy!! πŸ™‚

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