Author Archives: joey

About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl

Not Happy, but Fortunate

Posted on March 20, 2020

Overwhelmed with thoughts and feelings, don’t even know where or how to begin. There are intuitive people who know everything is connected far beyond what the eye can see, and then there are other people. Not a real fan of … Continue reading →

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Family of Four Seeks TP

Posted on March 12, 2020

I overheard people greeting one another yesterday and listening to them talk and guffaw as they shook hands reminded me of condom use in the 90s. People engaging like, “I’m okay, you’re okay!” when what they really mean is “We … Continue reading →

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Oh Hai

Posted on March 8, 2020

It’s been A MONTH. One might would think somethin drastic happened to keep me away from blogland for a month, but umm, no. Lots of things have happened, but very little in the drastic category. We’ll start with the unfortunate … Continue reading →

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2.7.2020 FRIDAY!

Posted on February 7, 2020

I feel a twinge of guilt posting before I’ve read y’all, but I’ve had a week and it’s time to turn the page! After seven years, I know what keeps my readers coming back. Smiles and laughter — and a … Continue reading →

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Timing

Posted on January 31, 2020

Rather than sit on the hard, concrete hard bleachers and spectate at swim, I’ve been timing swimmers. The Mister has done this for a long time, but I only started a few months ago. You must understand: giving me a … Continue reading →

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Did Someone Say Busy?

Posted on January 27, 2020

I guess Just Jot It January is Busy today.I’m busy! Yay! (well it’s not good business to have nothing to do, now is it?) Besides, I’d rather be overwhelmed than idle. I’m not good at idle. You ever had a … Continue reading →

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Shoulda Been a Doors Post

Posted on January 24, 2020

We bank online. Our only brick and mortar branch is in San Antonio and we can’t make it to Texas every time we wanna bank, so we bank online and through an app on The Mister’s phone. It’s good. I … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Meh

Posted on January 20, 2020

I’m okay. I’ve just been busy and stuff. I have problems like everyone else. I mean, I don’t have the same problems, like we’re all sharing the problems, although I suppose some of us share some of the same problems, … Continue reading →

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Twas a Tuesday, Twas

Posted on January 7, 2020

My morning began by discovering Diva Furnace failure. Happens every year. I went to work, “Mentor, what happens at my house every winter?” and she knew. She didn’t have to guess twice or anything. Diva Furnace has been meeting temps … Continue reading →

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The Purple Monkeys in the Trees

Posted on January 5, 2020

The ramblings of children, while often entertaining, can be exhausting. Of course, I was an exceptional child and all the things I had to say were breathtakingly interesting and important, and I wanted my parents to listen. I would begin, … Continue reading →

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