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26 Random Things About Me

Posted on February 7, 2013 by joey

1.  My birthday is November 26. 2. I believe in numerology and despite my fear of and ineptitude with math, I believe numbers are codes for everything.  For instance, name-wise, my entire family consists of only 5’s, 6’s, 7’s and 8’s. … Continue reading →

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I Rant from Time to Time

Posted on February 6, 2013 by joey

http://www.humanevents.com/2012/05/07/missing-400-purse-holding-800-cash-plus-food-stamp-cards/ My friend Brown Eyes LuLu posted the article, which led to an argument, which inspired this post. My response to the article came out as a furious rant on my Facebook status.  It went a lil somethin like this: … Continue reading →

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The Irony of the Sad Giraffe

Posted on February 5, 2013 by joey

I have anxiety disorder. According to my therapist, it was an inevitable diagnosis, as I unknowingly spent my entire life as the poster child for it. I have a big imagination; I think too much, I worry too much, blah, blah, blah.  … Continue reading →

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What a Doozy

Posted on February 2, 2013 by joey

I just played DOOZER for sixty-two points.  On Scrabble.  I play Scrabble because I’m old and geeky, as opposed to the young, cool people who play Words with Friends.  I’m sure whole new words for young and cool have been … Continue reading →

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Shady Superstore is Shady

Posted on February 1, 2013 by joey

I know I’m supposed to hate the enormous/monopolizing/mega/discounted/superstore chains. And I do. I know I’m supposed to support small businesses, instead. But I cannot. Because like most of the mommies in the superstore, I am a broke-ass bitch who does … Continue reading →

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I Can Be One of the Faces in The Yellow Wallpaper

Posted on January 31, 2013 by joey

I talked to my HME today.  It was a brief chat, as she was only ten minutes from work.  She told me she lives in her car, when in fact she lives in a lovely ranch home, but I got … Continue reading →

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