Author Archives: joey

#ThursdayDoors — Fairly Odd

Posted on August 16, 2018 by joey

You arrive to Joey’s blog and you see her bent over a chest of doors. Not a chest of drawers, but a chest, think for hope, only full of doors. If you come through the front door, she’s a mess … Continue reading →

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Yeeeeehaw!

Posted on August 10, 2018 by joey

Yeah, I’m a Yankee Bitch, but still y’all, YEEEEEHAW!!! My HME is coming to visit! My HME always makes people ask What’s an HME? and again, I tell you, my HME is a person. Maybe her name’s Hattie Mae Eller, … Continue reading →

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Poetry – Doors

Posted on August 9, 2018 by joey

Originally posted on Our Literary Journey:
So Many Doors She hunts ‘em down and shows us her discovered captured doors. Posterns aplenty – doors are everywhere. The doors may be opened or closed, some’s locked, some ‘er not. Glass doors,…

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#ThursdayDoors — Hook’s Drugs

Posted on August 9, 2018 by joey

For a few years when I was a kid, I lived in a small town. One of the perks of small town living was that I rode my bike, SAFELY, to “town” where I could spend an entire day dawdling … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

Posted on August 8, 2018 by joey

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl. “You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Call for a Pleasant Experience

Posted on August 4, 2018 by joey

I enjoy having pleasant experiences. You’d think that’d be universal, but I swear to you, some people want to be miserable and they want to make you miserable with them. We all make phone calls. We gotta call to RSVP, … Continue reading →

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We Can Dish Now

Posted on August 3, 2018 by joey

Has it been about a year? I said we could talk about it in a year. I figured it would take me that long to process it. It’s been about 100 days. I’m okay now. I hardly ever have the … Continue reading →

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Got a Handle On It

Posted on August 2, 2018 by joey

A long, long time ago, my husband went purse shopping with me, which is why he went a long, long time not purse shopping with me. There are no perfect handbags. There are only perfect handbags for each outfit and occasion. There … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Smells Like Teen Clutter

Posted on August 1, 2018 by joey

“Why is your perfume always anywhere but your room?” “Yo no sé.” “You need to sé.”     One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill 

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Friday Fun 7/27/18

Posted on July 27, 2018 by joey

I feel random. I have to cook half the night and get up early to finish cookin. And that’s after workee workee and takin the girls back-to-school clothes shopping and grocery shopping. I amaze myself, I really do. You guys, … Continue reading →

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